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asgardeventide2012-05-20 08:53 pm
arihibro) wrote in asgardeventide2012-05-20 08:53 pm
1 ☈ accidental video
[GOOD AFTERNOON ASGARD. Now we know you've been enjoying some delightful musical outbreaks all over the network these days, so how about we change things up a little with some classic yelling matches resulting from petty arguments in teenage boys.
Oh and this is Freya house, around room 504. They're being loud, so it probably wouldn't be too surprising to hear them if you happen to live nearby. Sorry... They'll apologize. ...Maybe...]
THAT'S COMPLETE BULL! Some sort of "watcher"? Dude, I don't watch, I'm part of the action!
[GLASSES PUSH because why.] You've never been part of any action so stop acting like you're somehow fated to get involved with anyone. In fact, I think that pegs your deviance pretty well.
[pointing at Shiki's face and still yelling don't mind Arihiko] Don't talk like as if you have the right to judge my entire life with just this. And what are you implying now, I've been involved with you since the start of middle school! [NOT GAY] What about you, Mr. Charm? There's nothing "beautiful" about your personality, and you don't exactly have the most memorable of physical appearances either!
[Smug. Smug smug smug because that is the only way to reply to something like this.] That so? I seem to remember senpai preferring me over you any day. Let's forget the actual circumstances. You have to admit that I'm the one she invited to after school tea and curry bread. Not you.
[THAT IS
SO NOT FAIR oh god he's just spluttering now] SHE'S BEEN TRICKED BY YOUR HUMBLENESS, OF COURSE ANY WOMAN AS KIND AND SWEET AS SENPAI WOULD FALL FOR YOUR SMALL ACT! DON'T SOUND PROUD OF IT!!
[Now Shiki is pointing and yelling. No way Arihiko knows anything about anyone.] WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT BEING KIND AND SWEET?! IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, YOU'D BE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS ME!
PLENTY, SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS SO COLD AND MERCILESS AROUND ME!! BUT IF I FIND OUT YOU'VE ABUSED THAT POWER OF YOURS ON ANY WOMEN HERE, DON'T EXPECT ME TO HOLD BACK!!
WHY WOULD I DO THAT? AREN'T I A NICE PERSON TO BEGIN WITH? NICE! NOT SOME STREET THUG LIKE YOU!
SAYS THE GUY WHO'S MADE A GIRL CRY. YOU'RE TACTLESS, TOHNO!! SO DID YOU USE IT ON ANYONE YET, HUH??
Not.
Even.
Once.
[...]
Ah, so it really is you after all. I don't have to beat up your evil twin or something, in that case.
You're the worst. Why are we friends again?
Never mind that. Damage Drain. Damage Drain! Yours could get you out of a tight spot, but what am I gonna do with this? Even in video games, taking damage for someone else but not actually healing is useless! Ughhhhh. [He's grabbing at his short orange hair in frustration, ok]
Maybe you can pair up with that Shirou and be a perfect team.
No way, he's not in Heimdall too? Where does he live anyway, you still haven't given me that punk's address!
...
Wait, why are you on a first name basis with that Emiya?!
Seriously? First of all, he's in the same house I'm in. Secondly, he doesn't deserve to be called by his family name.
WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THAT?! And more importantly, stop using that weird logic of yours! Anyway, you can use that bracelet thing to call people, right? C'mon, show me h-- [--oh wait.
was his on... Except he can't tell so Arihiko is just looking confusedly at the camera. He left his bracelet on the table of Shiki's room on his way in...]
Just press it or something. I don't call specific people so I don't know.
Tch. Shouldn't you pay attention to these sort of things? [Grumbling, he reaches out for his, still not sure exactly what his bracelet is doing, and a few clicks later, the feed shuts off. ...Lucky accident there, but at least the screaming'll stop now.]
((OOC: Black is Arihiko, and blue is Shikithis_chair. Replies will be in separate threads because those are easier to keep track of, and threadjack may happen!))
Oh and this is Freya house, around room 504. They're being loud, so it probably wouldn't be too surprising to hear them if you happen to live nearby. Sorry... They'll apologize. ...Maybe...]
THAT'S COMPLETE BULL! Some sort of "watcher"? Dude, I don't watch, I'm part of the action!
[GLASSES PUSH because why.] You've never been part of any action so stop acting like you're somehow fated to get involved with anyone. In fact, I think that pegs your deviance pretty well.
[pointing at Shiki's face and still yelling don't mind Arihiko] Don't talk like as if you have the right to judge my entire life with just this. And what are you implying now, I've been involved with you since the start of middle school! [NOT GAY] What about you, Mr. Charm? There's nothing "beautiful" about your personality, and you don't exactly have the most memorable of physical appearances either!
[Smug. Smug smug smug because that is the only way to reply to something like this.] That so? I seem to remember senpai preferring me over you any day. Let's forget the actual circumstances. You have to admit that I'm the one she invited to after school tea and curry bread. Not you.
[THAT IS
SO NOT FAIR oh god he's just spluttering now] SHE'S BEEN TRICKED BY YOUR HUMBLENESS, OF COURSE ANY WOMAN AS KIND AND SWEET AS SENPAI WOULD FALL FOR YOUR SMALL ACT! DON'T SOUND PROUD OF IT!!
[Now Shiki is pointing and yelling. No way Arihiko knows anything about anyone.] WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT BEING KIND AND SWEET?! IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT IT, YOU'D BE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS ME!
PLENTY, SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS SO COLD AND MERCILESS AROUND ME!! BUT IF I FIND OUT YOU'VE ABUSED THAT POWER OF YOURS ON ANY WOMEN HERE, DON'T EXPECT ME TO HOLD BACK!!
WHY WOULD I DO THAT? AREN'T I A NICE PERSON TO BEGIN WITH? NICE! NOT SOME STREET THUG LIKE YOU!
SAYS THE GUY WHO'S MADE A GIRL CRY. YOU'RE TACTLESS, TOHNO!! SO DID YOU USE IT ON ANYONE YET, HUH??
Not.
Even.
Once.
[...]
Ah, so it really is you after all. I don't have to beat up your evil twin or something, in that case.
You're the worst. Why are we friends again?
Never mind that. Damage Drain. Damage Drain! Yours could get you out of a tight spot, but what am I gonna do with this? Even in video games, taking damage for someone else but not actually healing is useless! Ughhhhh. [He's grabbing at his short orange hair in frustration, ok]
Maybe you can pair up with that Shirou and be a perfect team.
No way, he's not in Heimdall too? Where does he live anyway, you still haven't given me that punk's address!
...
Wait, why are you on a first name basis with that Emiya?!
Seriously? First of all, he's in the same house I'm in. Secondly, he doesn't deserve to be called by his family name.
WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THAT?! And more importantly, stop using that weird logic of yours! Anyway, you can use that bracelet thing to call people, right? C'mon, show me h-- [--oh wait.
was his on... Except he can't tell so Arihiko is just looking confusedly at the camera. He left his bracelet on the table of Shiki's room on his way in...]
Just press it or something. I don't call specific people so I don't know.
Tch. Shouldn't you pay attention to these sort of things? [Grumbling, he reaches out for his, still not sure exactly what his bracelet is doing, and a few clicks later, the feed shuts off. ...Lucky accident there, but at least the screaming'll stop now.]
((OOC: Black is Arihiko, and blue is Shiki
this_chair. Replies will be in separate threads because those are easier to keep track of, and threadjack may happen!))
this is why I'm your elder, numi. you need to get on my level (also oops typo...)
I'm saying she fights better than you, dumbass!!
[hits harder because pounding on someone would totally restore more common sense into their brain, inui logic is flawless
look if they had the chance to inui and tohno would totally make a rad comedy duo. they'd fit right in into the circus.
but good thing (nanaya)tohno moved out from the woods and became bff with inui. so they're just their own show of daily lives of highschool boys. vampires and shit can fuck right off, got nuthin' on this rad bromance.
more punches here.
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huff huff waddles to rookey's level
Hero's gonna hero. Wait what do you say, Inui? Too busy punching your face back.
All the punches.
maybe Tohno secretly knows and wants it to happen. Inui please be my circus bro. Help me stage preform.
WAIT WHAT DOES TOMOE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS. At least he's not Alba. AOZAKII.
O btw Shirou's putting all of his attention into punching Inui so talking isn't a thing that's happening. ]
good my apprentice
it's like lancer
but with less gay bulge and more high school punk ownage
see they are perfect for each other and shirou has no man to support him. this is why tohno>emiya.
numi plz
Then Arihiko will just retaliate, he's an expert in fighting in dark alleys during ungodly hours of the morning.
BEATS UP MORE
really just give up already, do you even know what you're fighting for here.]
yay ruki
oh but
gay bulge is the best
shirou has his sword fetish does he need anything else i mean really
rookey plz
WHAT ARE YOU ON ARIHIKO PLS.
Though Shirou is no fighter he isn't trained to give up either. HE ISN'T GOING DOWN EASY OK.]
you're still at -1
get out.
Oops did he knock out some of your teeth]
I could do this all night, Emiya. You sure you want me to beat you up so badly that you won't be able to go anywhere come morning?
-3 now yay
[SPITTING OUT BLOOD LIKE A MOFO.]
I can still walk so keep talking.
[AND MORE SHONEN PUNCHES.]
you'll never get adopted again at this rate you know right...
[shirou you suck. have some kicks now.]
but mama...
[OW DIE IN A FIRE ARIHIKO.]
no buts curfew tiem
THAT'S THE PROBLEM, YOU MORON!!
[KICKS
TO THE HEAD]
TAGS YOU PAST CURFEW
[He's seen Kiritsugu give up over and over again. Shirou doesn't want to do that no matter what. KICKING TO THE HEAD WON'T STOP HIM, but it does slow him down.]
disowns. -4 numi
[BEATS UP HARDER]
sweet i'm on a combo record
[HE WANTS TO BE A HERO OF JUSTICE YEAH. Gets beat up]
shakes head
[RAGE METER 100% enters overlimit and whoops shirou's ass more etc]
;A;
[WHEEZES ONTO THE FLOOR BLEEDING.]
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keep beating your face in until you can't talk anymore.]
DUMBASS!! And what if I pull a knife on you?!
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I had my life saved by someone once before and if I lost it again without saving anyone I'd be angry at myself.
What kind of hero dies without ever protecting anyone?
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What, that's it?
[grabs him by the collar, slams his back against a nearby wall, and there might be spit flying in your face whoops]
Idiot, YOU'RE NOT SOME HERO, PUNK!!! IF YOU GOT YOUR LIFE SAVED, LIVE IT OUT. I'M PRETTY SURE THE GUY WHO SAVED YOU WOULD BE PRETTY ANNOYED, IF YOU ONLY GO AROUND THROWING YOURS AWAY AGAIN BECAUSE OF SOME SHITTY HERO COMPLEX!!!!!!
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What's wrong with wanting to help someone else?
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You wouldn't understand what it's like being stuck in a burning hell.
[HEY BITCHES LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SWEET FIRE.]
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There was a fire where I lived ten years ago. It was a big fire and it killed many people. Everyone died but me.
How am I supposed to face all of those dead people without helping as many as I can?
[He struggles saying all of this because OW you broke his jaw.]
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oh
oh
HE MAD NOW
Going to grab Sheerow by the collar and ANGRILY and INTENSELY gonna stare into his eyes. The guy is dead serious for the first time tonight, hope you catch on this much at least, dumb protag...]
You shut up for a moment. Just cause you got caught in an accident doesn't make you special. Unlucky shit happens to people all around the world all the time, there's countless others like you who could've survived something traumatic. Pay respect to the dead on Obon or something if you're that remorseful, but the dead is dead and the living lives. If anything, you owe it to the people who couldn't make it to live your life to the fullest of how you want, because they couldn't get the same chance. Getting self-righteous just for that isn't an excuse, punk!!
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[He seems pretty adamant against Arihiko and keeps persisting on his ideals.]
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He finally lets go, after roughly tossing Shirou against the nearby wall.]
Yeah? Well that's your own shitty problem. Just don't involve people who explicitly tells you to not butt into their business, like mine or Tohno's. You got that?
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