asgardeventide | [Video]/Action for Hel

[ Today's video post starts with lots of glare; sunlight streams directly into the feed through a window for several second until whoever's got the camera on shifts--apparently pulling their arms down from above so that they're held at an angle where there's just a view of the windowsill and their hands. Normal people hands with black nails and a lovely little midget wolf spider dangling between them. They'll twist upward so they stand parallel with the window, and as the spider taps at his hands to test the waters Kaz will start speaking like he's talking to someone off-screen. ]

Okay, so...I guess the first thing is glad t'see you're eatin' right. I mean you started off super-puny so I figured you'd be dead by but seriously, look at you. Totally fattening up there. Good work~ When it gets warmer I'll sneak some of the good stuff in for you. My treat.

I'd tell you not to pay me back but s'not like you've got anything I want. Your place is pretty empty...the other idiot that lives here can't decorate for shit. [ And while he carries on the little wolf spider will drop to his thumbs and start crawling around there, scoping out the large "O" he's made with his fingers to spin a web ]

So, rule number one. Always keep your legs up--right, yeah, like that. Up up so she thinks you're bigger than you actually are. That's the most important thing since as soon as she's on top of you that is basically it: no escape. Don't waste time trying to overpower her because you're obviously not gonna be able to do that. Just go in with your teeth and bite her as much as you can...wait no--first you gotta get up on her back make sure you're on top and then bite her.

When you stick 'em in go right for where she's soft. That's your best bet to give her as much as you've got. If you're lucky it'll be quick and you can get the fuck away before she figures it out.

[ CONGRATULATIONS ASGARD YOU NOW KNOW HOW TO FIGHT A SPIDER. That's what he just described....ye...p.......

GIVIN' ADVICE TO ALL THE ARACHNIDS. ]

You got all that Qhhth'ssqhk? This is important shit. [ YES HE ALSO NAMED THE SPIDER SHUT UP. ]

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Not to that degree. [Not... anymore, anyway. But he just knew what Ven was doing 'cause he couldn't help but know.]

[ uh-huh sure Vanitas suuuure ]

It'd be stupid not to keep an eye on you from time to time.

[That makes him pause, suddenly suspicious. Did... Kaz know what'd happened with Euri?] Why d'you say that?

Uhh, because I don't trust you at all? That reason? Truce means "don't kill each other" not "let's be friends."

[ Luckily, he has no idea. Because he would laugh if he'd seen it :'> ]

Makes you sound paranoid, actually. Or afraid.

Also means I know where to find you when I decide I'm hungry.

Yeah, yeah. [He doesn't sound very alarmed or impressed by it--Kaz' threatened that what, ten times now? And he has yet to follow through on it.]

I've heard it before.

Edited 2012-06-03 22:47 (UTC)

[ SHUT UP ONE DAY HE WILL DO IT. Vanitas gets a wry look for his dismissal, annoyance flickering briefly in kaz's expression. ]

So why are you back?

Forgot something.

...Have you seen your room? You own nothing. How could you possibly forget anything??

You really think I'd put anything valuable in plain sight?

What, you actually have shit??

Duh.

[Though not much, really. But Kaz doesn't need to know that.]

Like what???

Like... none of your business.

.... [ WOW AREN'T YOU CLEVER ]

Haha, funny.

[FOILED YOU DIDN'T IT?]

Nothing personal, I just know you.

Edited 2012-06-03 23:24 (UTC)

[ KAZ IS UNIMPRESSED. ]

An' what's that supposed to mean?

What it sounds like.

[ ....The thought of tearing apart his room to find this stuff next time Vanitas is gone is already forming 8||| ]

It sounds like you want my fist in your face.

[All he gets is a shrug.]

You're the one who's organized a break-in, and just snuck into my room. So seriously, why would I tell you?

I wasn't here to steal your shit okay???

But you're thinking about it now, aren't you?

....No. [ Yes. ]

Edited 2012-06-04 00:29 (UTC)

You're too predictable.

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