The 1st HONK :o) [Text]

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

so those motherfuckers want me
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WANT ME
to up and bring some motherfuckin color
BACK INTO THEIR MOTHERFUCKIN CITY?
their motherfuckin
HOLY
motherfuckin city.
WELL ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
you motherfuckin asked for it
AND NOW I'M GOING TO PAINT THIS CITY
with more of my motherfuckin
MIRACLES
because you motherfuckers
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS UP AND TOOK ME AWAY FROM THE ONLY MIRACLE I HAD MOTHERFUCKIN LEFT
so i guess
I'LL JUST HAVE TO UP AND MOTHERFUCKIN MAKE SOME MORE
honk
HONK HONK :o)

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[satisfies]

Miracles, huh? Aren't those supposed to be pretty hard to come by?

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

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[satisfies]

Ooooh. That's a cool way of looking at things! That's right, you can't just expect miracles to come to you, you've gotta take them... or make them, I suppose.

So you're going to make some miracles here, huh? Do you have all the ingredients you need? Must be a pretty complicated recipe.

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

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[satisfies]

Special stardust? Sorry, I'm not into that sort of stuff! It can get you into a lot of trouble. Besides, my services are pretty expensive. But hey, if you're willing to pay, I guess I could give you a hand...

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

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[satisfies]

See, this is what I'm talking about. You have to use that stuff in moderation. You use too much, and you become like this. It messes with your head. I've seen it do some pretty scary things, but I think you might take the cake. You should lay off of it for a while, alright?

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Dear lord, do not start talking about Gamzee's "stuff"...]

[satisfies]

Why don't you tell me then?

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[satisfies]

If you've already gone and fried your brain, you sure you should be making these kinds of decisions with it?

Just sayin, not the kind of call you should be making with a... "rusted motherfucker".

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[satisfies]

Honk?

You mean like a car horn?

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Bike horns, actually, and he'll switch on the audio real fast just so you can hear.

[Honk. Honkhonkhonk. Honnnnnnnnnnnnnk.]

[satisfies]

Oh! Gotcha.

So I take it you're a big fan of biking or something?

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Nope, just a big fan of honking. And you know what? He is really fucking sick of talking to you, so he's just gonna honk for a little while, okay? Okay.

[Honnnk. Honkhonkhonk. Honnnnnnnk.]

[satisfies]

You're going to wear those things out at that rate.

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

The motherFUCK I will.

[Honnnnnnnnnnnnkhonkhonkhonk.]

audio!

[satisfies]

Guess we're talking now, eh?

That's progress!

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

Shut up.

[Progress? What progress?

[Honnnnnnnnnnnnnk.]

[satisfies]

Negotiations aren't going that well though...

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

I said.
SHUT. UP. MOTHERFUCKER.

[Honk! Honkhonkhonk! D< Honnnnnnk!]

[satisfies]

[ and he finally goes quiet.

for like ten seconds. ]

That what you wanted?

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK.

[You. Are not getting a word in. Edgewise. He will honk. Until. He dies.]

[satisfies]

[ he listens for a while before

geez that really is annoying. ]

Alright, alright, guess I'll leave you to that then.