The 1st HONK :o) [Text]

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

so those motherfuckers want me
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WANT ME
to up and bring some motherfuckin color
BACK INTO THEIR MOTHERFUCKIN CITY?
their motherfuckin
HOLY
motherfuckin city.
WELL ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
you motherfuckin asked for it
AND NOW I'M GOING TO PAINT THIS CITY
with more of my motherfuckin
MIRACLES
because you motherfuckers
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS UP AND TOOK ME AWAY FROM THE ONLY MIRACLE I HAD MOTHERFUCKIN LEFT
so i guess
I'LL JUST HAVE TO UP AND MOTHERFUCKIN MAKE SOME MORE
honk
HONK HONK :o)

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[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[Guess who's been looking for you, best friend? Looks like he was smart to worry.]

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Grey text, capslocked...? No...Karkat wasn't here. Karkat was back home. Back in the veil, anyway...Gamzee had been ripped away from him.

[They had fucking ripped him away...]



[And he is not in the mood to play.]

[Video]

[katlocked.livejournal.com]

[Fuck it. Video time.]

Gamzee. Where the fuck are you.

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Karkat...Karkat, that's really Karkat...You'd know those nubby horns anywhere, and that is definitely your best motherfuckin' friend right there...

[And suddenly Gamzee is overcome with the most sickening mixture of relief and shock...He was so sure that his moirail had been left behind...that they had taken him away from him...yet here he is, right there...

[It takes him a few moments to reply.]



[You. It'S yOu.]

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[iseetheglory.livejournal.com]

[HEY GAMZEE HEY

HEY

Have the biggest, most enthusiastic smile.]

Oi, how do you do that?

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Why is my miracle box making pictures now? D<]

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[iseetheglory.livejournal.com]

[Shooosh. Just accept it. It's miracles at work.]

I'm Tommy. Tommy Walker. [Got to get used to people not knowing who he is. :c]

Your words--you've made them colorful somehow. How?

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[in-oxidation.livejournal.com]

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[in-oxidation.livejournal.com]

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[satisfies]

Miracles, huh? Aren't those supposed to be pretty hard to come by?

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

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[satisfies]

Ooooh. That's a cool way of looking at things! That's right, you can't just expect miracles to come to you, you've gotta take them... or make them, I suppose.

So you're going to make some miracles here, huh? Do you have all the ingredients you need? Must be a pretty complicated recipe.

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[tyrian]

Gamzee?

[Normally she'd have more to say, but this is pretty fishy.]

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Feferi? Yea, that's Feferi's text, isn't it...

[Somehow, he has a much easier time accepting that Feferi may be here than he did with accepting that Karkat would be...

[Even if she is supposed to be dead...]

[tyrian]

I don't know w)(y I'm alive now. I guess you can't play in t)(is game if you're not.
W)(y are you glubbing like t)(at?

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[unifying.livejournal.com]

[ OH NO--! ]

Did you leave behind someone precious too?!

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Karkat. His moirail. The only thing keeping him sane.

[Precious is a good word...]

[ video til further notice~ ]

[unifying.livejournal.com]

[ S-Such language... ]

Ah... O-Orihime. Hi! I'm one of the new arrivals here... too. It's - nice - to meet you.

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

[Well, hello there Vriska. You are also supposed to be dead...

[But, again, he doesn't seem to question your being here like he did Karkat's...

[Blue courier = Vriska. Easy.]



[Awesome, Gamzee. Kill your friends/play with their corpses and then tease them about it. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?]

[8rutal.livejournal.com]

[ No, but- ]

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

--Piece of crap, stop showing me all this! I didn't press you, fuck!

[ someone is technology...illiterate :'| and struggling here. Also he is not the best at reading. He's kind of legit illiterate too. ]

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[offmyhonker.livejournal.com]

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[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

[ c-can't read a lick of that--so he's just poking the screen on his end over and over ]

Stop writing stuff, fuck!