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[corona]

[ It's not unusual. The video just opens on a face: nose, freckles, green eyes the brightest of pretty, muted features and darting nervously back and forth. But anyone in the area may notice the trail of blonde hair leading from somewhere in the middle of the park up into one of the tallest trees where Rapunzel is sitting, relishing her surroundings and hiding at once. ]

So… Is — This is working, right? I mean - I've never really used a bracelet to talk to other people before and - [ she laughs nervously, toys with her hair ] Actually. I've never really talked to other people before in general. It's kind of — Well - [ sigh ] I just really have to ask and - [ she winces ] Sorry.

I need to know if anyone's seen a chameleon around. My chameleon. Well - my friend who is also a chameleon. His name's Pascal. And this is his first time outside too so if you could do me an amazing favor and send him to…Freyr House I think the person said? Or just - return him? My name is Rapunzel and… I would be extremely grateful.

[ And then the brilliant speech segues into a faint half-smile, a smile that eventually freezes as something occurs to her and, feigning bravery, she narrows her eyes, scowling to say loftily: ] But if anyone finds him and doesn't give him back? Or - Or they try and hurt him? I. Will hurt you. Because uh - I have a frying pan? And I am so not afraid to use it.

[ beat ]

Al…so. What's - a god?

[ooc; all-day driving, but tags will come later!]

Comments

[occulthymns]

[That actually doesn't surprise her.] I'm beginning to think most worlds don't have that kind of crap.... [Kind of lucky!]

Oh, I'm Euri! And I'm definitely not creepy~! If I was I'd be saying stuff like "Oh this place is safe you have nothing to worry about" or "You only need to worry about monster attacks, not the people that were brought here"!

[glistens]

Ah. [ Well she makes a good point at the least. Rapunzel's next smile is on the wry side. ] I'm guessing just now doesn't count?

[occulthymns]

Definitely not, because there are a lot of unsavoury weirdos here! I can even give you recordings to prove they're dangerous or creepy.

... For most of them, anyway.

[glistens]

[ she giggles at that response ]

Okay, Euri. I guess I'll just - have to trust you! And I would be very thankful for any information you have on the real creepy ones.

[Filter]

[occulthymns]

Okay!

First there's Kaz. He's not that dangerous - at least, he isn't if you don't piss him off. But he's a huge pervert so if he says something to you that you think is questionable it probably is.

[ filtered foreveeeer ]

[corona]

What's a pervert?

[occulthymns]

[Oh

my

god.]

..... Are you serious?

[corona]

Um. Yes? Aha. Why would I be joking? [ Creepers are serious business!! ]

1/2

[occulthymns]

Holy fuck, you're so sheltered-!! [Okay Euri is definitely taking this seriously.]

[occulthymns]

It means he wants to - [... how does one explain this] - do stuff to your body. Usually just groping... but still! If he wants to get you alone somewhere don't go with him.

I'll talk to him, but he's such a desperate idiot sometimes he might try anyway.

[corona]

[ She wants to ask what "groping" means, what "fuck" means, but - she opts out of that one. Maybe there are books somewhere...

Still! Rapunzel gaps in horror. ]

You mean — He might want to take my hair? How do I avoid "pissing him off"?

[occulthymns]

Well... don't be a crazy psycho, but I think you've already got that down. [This girl seems like the furthest thing from crazy.]

But - no, not your hair! Why would he want that? I mean... he might grab your ass or something lewd!

[corona]

[ ok she cannot handle this ]

I don't think I have one of those. We had a small wild boar once but Mother killed it.

[occulthymns]

[ASKJFLAK CRYING INSIDE.]

I - I mean your butt.

1/2

[glistens]

Oh.

jk 2/3

[glistens]

[glistens]

Wait what would he want with my butt!!!

[occulthymns]

To feel it up.

.................. It's a guy thing. Mostly. [Because she did kind of feel Kaz up that one time he was in a dress.]

[glistens]

[ ... ]

You're not making this up are you?

[occulthymns]

No!! I'm completely serious! The first day I showed up here that asshole flipped my skirt up and grabbed my chest!

[..... Why is she even friends with him.]

[glistens]

[ Her expression now is apologetic. Because to have her ignorance show so much in one conversation is...enlightening, and she feels sorry for it. Better to pretend she knows what's going on! ]

Ah. I'll definitely make sure to be careful of anyone named 'Kaz' then.

[occulthymns]

Good! [She sounds a little reluctant admitting this:] He isn't that bad when he's not being a pervert, but better safe than sorry.

Next up is Diva! She's a vampire and she's incredibly dangerous.

[corona]

[ That startles her. And for a moment Rapunzel hesitates, looking away from Euri at something off-screen, her expression growing increasingly unsure. ]

What...makes her dangerous?

[occulthymns]

[This time she is prepared for any potential naivety!]

Do you know what a vampire is?

[corona]

[ headshake ]