Chapter 04 - [Video/Action for Heimdall]

[defiesfinality]

['Lo there, Asgard. Yet again, it's one of those friendless losers on the feed. Shiage is looking amazingly chipper and filled with goofy smiles. Looks like something good has finally happened to him.]

Heh heh heh! Man, I never thought that I would be seein' everything in color again. I was getting really bored of everything bein' in black and white. I'm still getting used to looking at things normally again, buuut... There's even more good news!

Kisaragi Chihaya is my girlfriend!!! Sorry, guys. But the best idol in the world is off the market. The rest of them are all fair game, though~ I'll wish you all luck in your future romantic adventures! [Yup. Reaaaaal mature, Shiage. He might as well be doing a dance and singing about it. It's obvious that he's super happy, but then he realizes something--]

Wait a minute! If the color came back, then that means--

[Annnd cue him bending over with a mock spotlight over him.]



Ngggh... It can't fuckin' end like this! It's like getting "Ultima Weapon" on a video game and not usin' it on the final boss! It's horribly anti-climatic! They're just tossing the colors everywhere and callin' it a day!? IT'S AS IF THE ADVENTURE UP TO THIS POINT MEANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

I mean... There's still a lot that I wanna do here...! So, what if we really do haveta go back?

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[defiesfinality]

... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

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[defiesfinality]

But anyway... What house are you in?

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[defiesfinality]

You fit the stereotype well enough, so I can say it as much I want!

...? Hah? What's so surprising about me getting a girlfriend?

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[defiesfinality]

Seriously? Well... Thanks again!

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[defiesfinality]

[So at first, he was like--]

You have? Heh heh... She's super cute and adorable! I think I made the best choice, all things considered!

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[defiesfinality]

[AND THEN--]

Hey, hey. From what I was hearin'... It sounded like "Will you please beat the shit outta me, Shiage-san?" Even if we don't have enough time together, I'll find a way to spend enough time with her as possible.

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[this_chair]

Freya...whatever that means.

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[charming_jerk]

You REALLY wanna stay here?

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[takebow]

Do you... know her from home, then?

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[departing]

That doesn't necessarily mean that we should deny the possibility that we'll be stuck here.

Even if we to comply to the god's wishes. It took me a while to realize that.

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[playerkills]

We don't have to go back. [ She won't accept it. ]

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[entreats]

There's no way I fit a ridiculous stereotype like that.

And.. Do I need to remind you of how pathethic you came across about the whole videogames thing last time? I was pretty sure no girl would want to date a dating sim-obsessed person.

[meatshields]

[ sena doesn't get it as she is still lacking in friendship experience points ]

Aren't you taking on a little too much? If you're making yourself responsible for someone else's happiness then you'd better make sure you can live up to that duty!

But you're a hard-headed idiot so you'll probably keep doing what you plan on doing anyway. [ crossing her arms ] I can't do anything about that type of idiocy so I'll just tell you! The type of stupidity completely forbidden to the Neighbors Club! Forgetting that you have your fellow club members!

[ ask for help if you need it DUMB BUNNY SUIT PERV ]

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[predicting]

I'm almost kind of hurt you doubted me like that, really!

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[defiesfinality]

Huh? No, I've only met her here.

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[classifidol]

My congratulations on your happiness, Hamazura Shiage.

[ who is not surprised? Y e p. ]

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[patronizing]

[ that isn’t what I wanted to say at all! ]

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[patronizing]

[ to say something like “coffee” during a time like this... I really am an idiot!! ]

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[patronizing]

[ I should of just kept my mouth shut! but... for someone like Hamazura to accomplish getting a girlfriend... I really should congratulate him. that’s what friends do, right? ]

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[patronizing]

You truly are an idiot. When someone says coffee, it means they want coffee. Well, I suppose an idiot will always be an idiot. I’m sure you and her are perfect for each other; after all, only another idiot would date one.

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[defiesfinality]

I think you've got it backwards, Shirakiin. I'll admit that I'm an idiot when it comes to certain things, but when it comes to social skils... Doesn't that you make you the bigger idiot?

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[defiesfinality]

It's named after some god or somethin'. I'm in Heimdall.

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[defiesfinality]

I don't know yet... There's a lot that I gained here.

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[patronizing]

Th-That’s not true!! I only said that because I suddenly felt thirsty and the first drink that came to my mind was coffee! [ complete and utter lie. ]

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[defiesfinality]

...??? Would you drink somethin' cold if you're thirsty?