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asgardeventide2012-02-06 02:55 pm
suitsmyfancy) wrote in asgardeventide2012-02-06 02:55 pm
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[002: video/action]
[With all the recent fuss centering around a certain deadman, it's bound to happen that a third party will interfere. Too bad that third party is Hazama.]
It has come to my attention that while we have a balanced ratio of men to women, some people are not just satisfied! First, it was assumed this person may have undergone some trauma that made him so, how can I put this delicately? Ah yes, sensitive to women in general.
He denied that right off the bat.
Next, others guessed he swung the other way! That ended spectacularly, as his denial became bigger than any ocean. And since I'm all out of ideas, all I'm asking from the wonderful people of this city is if you know some...other solutions to his problem. [He's not pointing out to this conversation whatsoever, nope.] If you do find one, please direct it a Kiyomasa Senji! I'm sure he'll appreciate your assistance.
...oh? His name should have been left out? Whoops.
[oh, it looks like another part of a video got added right after-]
And apparently he likes horses! It takes all kinds, I suppose. Any takers?
It has come to my attention that while we have a balanced ratio of men to women, some people are not just satisfied! First, it was assumed this person may have undergone some trauma that made him so, how can I put this delicately? Ah yes, sensitive to women in general.
He denied that right off the bat.
Next, others guessed he swung the other way! That ended spectacularly, as his denial became bigger than any ocean. And since I'm all out of ideas, all I'm asking from the wonderful people of this city is if you know some...other solutions to his problem. [He's not pointing out to this conversation whatsoever, nope.] If you do find one, please direct it a Kiyomasa Senji! I'm sure he'll appreciate your assistance.
...oh? His name should have been left out? Whoops.
[oh, it looks like another part of a video got added right after-]
And apparently he likes horses! It takes all kinds, I suppose. Any takers?
video.
So, HAVE A FEIGNED UPSET EXPRESSION.]
It pains me to see that people disapprove of our actions. We are only trying to help him find a companion to soothe the pain of his perpetual loneliness! I cannot fathom why people wish to chastise us for doing a good deed. It's almost as if they wish for this sad good-for-nothing to lose what few friends he has!
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Exactly! If he got anymore pathetic, I doubt he'll be able to use his hand either. All this fuss when we're simply trying to help, tsk. People can be so judgemental.
video;
They truly are! Is it so wrong that we wish to prevent him from venturing into the point of dismembering himself with his own teeth, due to not being able to handle the sight of his own hands?
... Though, I confess that would be an interesting sight as well.
video; ali ilu
Is it physically possible with a man of his stature? Such a question indeed! [a beat] But it would take care of his problem, no matter how desperate it is.
video; ilu2
If his teeth aren't effective, then I am sure that ridiculous hair of his can slice them up nicely.