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[With all the recent fuss centering around a certain deadman, it's bound to happen that a third party will interfere. Too bad that third party is Hazama.]

It has come to my attention that while we have a balanced ratio of men to women, some people are not just satisfied! First, it was assumed this person may have undergone some trauma that made him so, how can I put this delicately? Ah yes, sensitive to women in general.

He denied that right off the bat.

Next, others guessed he swung the other way! That ended spectacularly, as his denial became bigger than any ocean. And since I'm all out of ideas, all I'm asking from the wonderful people of this city is if you know some...other solutions to his problem. [He's not pointing out to this conversation whatsoever, nope.] If you do find one, please direct it a Kiyomasa Senji! I'm sure he'll appreciate your assistance.

...oh? His name should have been left out? Whoops.

[oh, it looks like another part of a video got added right after-]

And apparently he likes horses! It takes all kinds, I suppose. Any takers?

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..............................yep he's going to become a hermit now. he's never leaving his room again-

no- he's never leaving the gym again. he's going to work out all this anger!!!]

...What has this become...? This ain't a joke anymore...!

I have a possible solution. Immersion therapy. There's a brothel around here somewhere, right? I say we take him in there, drop him off, and prevent him from leavin' until he's over it.

Except I'm not payin' for that.

[people can still find you there]

It was a joke before? You should have said something before I broadcasted this video!

The questions is: one) do we have a brothel here and two) are they going to transmit diseases to him?

It's bustling town, there's gotta' be a seedy side to it, somewhere.

[You're the best person around just for that. You are totally cool forever in her book, man.]

Glad you're in on this, too. Poor guy really needs all the help he can get.

[ she shuffles her hands together, not really looking at the feed so much. ]

... I'm glad someone else likes horses.

That sounds like a fun idea! I wonder where to look first?

[he tries his best]

Exactly! It's a pity a grown man like him needs help so desperately, yet he doesn't even ask his friends! Rather rude, don't you say?

[he tips his hat off in acknowledgement]

They have a certain appeal, don't they? But it seems Senji is more attached to them than say, a normal person?

Damned if know. I just go for walks around the district, for the most part.

Totally rude. He needs to depend on the few friends he has before he loses 'em all.

Ehh... Senji? Really? I wouldn't have thought...

There wouldn't be horses in prison... would there?

It was...! This is just crazy now!

I hate horses!

[ resisting.. urge.. to facepalm.. ]

You know, some people might start to call it 'bullying' at this rate. Don't you have better things to waste your time on?

Hazama-san. [Hear that tone, Hazama? That is the tone of a mom who is not approving of her child's behavior.

... Not that he's a mom or Hazama's his kid, that's just wrong, but that didn't mean he disapproved any less.]

..you people are like a bad comedic act that doesn't know when to get off the stage. Hint: Anytime now would save the rest of us from your idiocy.

[For once, she approves of his actions. Wow, it really is Ragnarok.

So, HAVE A FEIGNED UPSET EXPRESSION.]

It pains me to see that people disapprove of our actions. We are only trying to help him find a companion to soothe the pain of his perpetual loneliness! I cannot fathom why people wish to chastise us for doing a good deed. It's almost as if they wish for this sad good-for-nothing to lose what few friends he has!

That's not what a certain birdie claimed. [taps his chin in thought] Unless it was something else...?

Oooh, next time you go for a stroll would you mind looking? I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

Exactly! But it's never going to get through his thick skull, isn't it? Such a stubborn man.

From what I hear, his prison was more of...an experimental facility? Maybe horses were involved for something more devious.

No. [And he says this like it's the best thing in the world]

Yes, Suzuya? [Hazama's not pouting per see, but he seems rather sheepish.]

Hint: does it look like I care?

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