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[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?

[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

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If you don't know then you're not meant to know! People who are qualified to join the club would understand! [ no sena. no one is qualified to join the club you just accidentally described in your poster ]

You shouldn't talk about other people like that...

[He's starting to get really upset on Sena's behalf.

This is perhaps both a bad idea and not the intended effect.]

[ oh what is that oh! it's a qt! ]

Don't mind her, don't mind her at all! If you look directly into her foxface, you'll be cursed!

It's nothing, that's just how she is. She misunderstands things all the time! [ like directions to go to hell... ]

[ whistle. ]

You're the ambitious type, huh? Hyahahah, I'd like to see it happen! If you could pull something like that off, I'd be happy to bow at your feet. How do you become a goddess of crime anyway? It'd take one helluva heist... or is that not even though? Ah, just thinking of the kind of money you'd rake in is making me a bit light-headed...

Don't bother trying to get her to apologize! I don't want to hear it from her anyway! If she ever said it, I bet it'd be something like

[ making her best yozoraface ]

I'm sorry that a slab of meat like you wasn't refrigerated properly that you've gone rotten and disgusting. I'm sorry you didn't drown in that lake. I'm sorry you didn't get mauled by ice giants. I'm sorry you didn't eat a poisoned cupcake.

Well if you make fun of her like that of course she won't... right?

[Why is he even giving advice? Why are these two so mean to each other? :( ]

It'll be even more fun if you joined! [ sena... so bold... ]

That bitch started it!

[ her happy place ] My game room at Baldr House [ ...the lounge... IT'S NOT JUST FOR YOUR USE SENA ] I can come meet you instead! There are too many freaks here. [ spoken by the high priestess of the freaks ]

[ oh no she's going to want try to prove it ] Heh, who the hell do you think I am? The divine me doesn't perform on command. You can just keep dreaming, peon!

But I'll accept you as a follower and if you acquit yourself well as my human footstool, maybe I'll allow you a chance to think about seeing it!

Ah, it's really too much how generous I am to people!

[ in one ear, out the other ] I don't need to make fun of her for her to act like that! She's that way naturally! A face that twisted and fox-like only becomes that way over years of being disgusting and vulgar!

You guys are really rude to each other.

[This is getting really, really uncomfortable. He doesn't look like he wants to cry or something but they are really putting him on edge.]

[ i'm sorry but she can't find that confused look anything but adorable so she is now going to have to indulge herself for a few minutes of unadulterated squeeing ]

[ enjoy two minutes of just. this. face. ]

[ ok and nill's response finally registers. oh! books! oh... sena looks a little disappointed. not that she has anything against y'know. literacy or intellectual pursuits! but she was hoping nill would ask for something they could do together like maybe games or a karaoke machine or games or games and did i already say games? ]

Books? I think that stupid foxface must have some already and if not I can just commandeer some from the library! What kind of books do you like?

Hmph! She's always the one who starts it! There's just no other way to talk to her. In fact, it'd be strange if she ever stops acting like a rude bitch. If she just suddenly started acting nice, I wouldn't trust it! It- It wouldn't be Yozora! [ o wait she realizes she may have revealed more than she even knows there so... she abruptly stops talking ]

Oh? [ a beat. ] Well, she's doing it right now.

What do I care about that? It's other people who should worry about whether they're saying appropriate things to me!

Then just don't talk to her...

[aaaaaaaaaaaa why is he trying to help...]

What? [ wat. ] No, that's not how it goes.

Who told you that?

As I've said before, the world doesn't revolve around you, child. If you want others to be considerate towards you, you have to be considerate towards them as well.

Haaaa? I don't have any interest in whatever weird-ass friendship you must be running with that chick, and if she's as "perfect" as you keep tooting her horn to be, she probably wouldn't even care.

THAT DAMNED BITCH!

Just ignore her, Lucille-chan!

It's not that I want to talk to her! I- ! [ you what, sena? ]

I can't just not talk to her.

's th' euphemism fer ...th'ngs.

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