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KASHIWAZAKI (柏崎 星奈) SENA ([personal profile] meatshields) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-01-24 12:57 pm

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[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?


[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )
songspiel: (IN OLD MOULIN ROUGE)

[personal profile] songspiel 2012-01-24 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
I will, I will.

She's definitely cute, don't worry. And very -- [ angry? nah. ] -- energetic!

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-24 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well - yes. We hold several club activities in order to prepare us for our normal life with friends in the future.
derppelganger: (Cock munching whore totebag.)

[personal profile] derppelganger 2012-01-24 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Is this Shitero chick even here? *WELP* I mean shit, why are you flipping out so much if you could just go cry on her shoulder or whatever it is you do to take advantage of that poor girl.
songspiel: (LET 'EM KNOW WE GOT THAT CAKE)

[personal profile] songspiel 2012-01-24 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ there's something wrong with that statement. not that he'll point it out. ]

The best preparation you can make is have your club members experience it first hand.

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-24 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
Experience... firsthand? [ what kind of nonsense are you spouting, lucille!! ]

No, impossible. Absolutely impossible.
songspiel: (FROM THE MOULIN ROUGE)

[personal profile] songspiel 2012-01-24 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ what the hell does that even mean. ]

I don't think so. [ well, she did it once. to rhodonite but =A= ] I'm pretty sure she'd rather be caught dead than do it.
songspiel: (FROM THE MOULIN ROUGE)

[personal profile] songspiel 2012-01-24 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Have you even tried it yet?

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-24 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
I... It's not that I don't want to try, it's just hard for me.

Anyway, I want to make friends naturally. [ yozora what ]
songspiel: (ON HER BLACK SATIN SHEETS)

[personal profile] songspiel 2012-01-24 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ these poor kids. ]

All right. So maybe it's difficult for some people to make friends.

What does your club do then for activities?

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-24 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph. Back home, we played games, had acting exercises, wrote relay novels, played more games...
songspiel: (GITCHIE GITCHIE YA YA DA DA)

[personal profile] songspiel 2012-01-24 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Acting exercises? For what?

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-24 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
A good actor or actress can pretend to get along with people even if they secretly hate them. This will make asking favors from them easier.
songspiel: (MADE THE SAVAGE BEAST INSIDE ROAR)

[personal profile] songspiel 2012-01-24 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . sorry, yozora. he'll just laugh here for a while. ]
songspiel: (VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI)

[personal profile] songspiel 2012-01-24 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ dude. you recruited him without letting him say anything. ]

Why not? At the end of the day, the mission of the club is for everyone to make friends, right?
entreats: (fathers don't know all the rules)

[personal profile] entreats 2012-01-24 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I'm not here to join the club. [ even if someone like ange is practically made for antisocial clubs.. ]

And that other girl kept calling you 'meat' when I last talked to her. Are you some kind of extreme anti-vegetarian to deserve such a nickname?
entreats: (what would it be?)

[ video ]

[personal profile] entreats 2012-01-24 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ vulgar.. boobs... it's like Amakusa only worse. ]

Sorry, I guess I'll try to keep my 'vulgar boobs' out of your line of sight from now on.
rules_the_north: (pic#1220987)

[personal profile] rules_the_north 2012-01-24 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...Y' 're founding a brothel?

[That is legal enough here to advertise it this openly? Even more in a place wehre everyone can see it! He hopes that no children heard it.]
histories: [displeased/grumpy] (Keine-sensei likes this not)

[personal profile] histories 2012-01-24 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well now, that's hardly an appropriate thing to say about a friend.
hypertoxic: (Default)

[video]

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2012-01-24 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... is that ....

Yes. Yes that is her hive that she sees on this feed. Why, oh why, is Baldr so full of freaks and weirdos????????

Vriska actually opens her window to watch what's going on outside, only half listening to the bickering happening on the video. This is amazing. Humans are amazing, in the most ridiculously, hilariously awful way possible.

Finally she withdraws back into her room and considers the video again before actually switching her own video function on and responding. ]


Wow. It's hard to even know where to begin! That was so completely inane, I think you melted my thinkpan a little. I am a little disgusted, but I guess also a little impressed by how completely stupid that was!

Re: Video

[personal profile] loves_a_good_fight 2012-01-24 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
At least it tells you what it's about. Which is what a club name is supposed to actually do, by the way.

[personal profile] loves_a_good_fight 2012-01-24 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
She does have a point. You did kinda' screw the pooch on this one.
defiesfinality: (My drill will pierce the heavens!)

[personal profile] defiesfinality 2012-01-24 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh... Then I'm honored! Thanks for puttin' me aboard!

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-24 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[isn't it full of bull... but she truly believes it, okay.]

What's so funny?

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