on3 • [video + text]

[tongue3y3s]

[over the course of a few hours, seven fragments of video and sound posts are spammed from Terezi's bracelet. the slightly superfluous nature of the bracelet's holographic touchscreen makes it difficult for her to smell the contents of the screen, and one can't exactly lick a hologram so well. being a bright red button, Terezi is repeatedly drawn to the record button's luscious redness, resulting in the following:

- Day 230, Morning: A video of Terezi fiddling with the bracelet, flipping it over and over in her hands, smelling it, licking the stone. She turns her attention back to the hologram, sniffs at it, then messes around with a few of the controls. After a minute of this, she stumbles upon the stop button.

- Twenty-three minutes later: A blurry shot of Terezi's nose sniffing the colours of the screen for about fourteen seconds, before the video feed cuts off.

- One minute later: A half-second shot of the corner of her glasses.

- Two hours later: Terezi idly turns the bracelet touchscreen on and off as she explores Asgard. There's a two minute long video of her feet and the ground before she flicks it off again.

- Fifteen minutes later: A sound post, there's shuffling around, then footsteps, then Terezi's voice is heard talking to someone (something). She's too far away from the bracelet for it to adequately record, so the voice is unintelligible. The footsteps occur again, getting louder as she reapproaches the bracelet and touchscreen. This is stupid, she says, and twenty-eight seconds later the voice post ends.

- Four minutes later: She figures out the recording controls. Sort of. The sixth posts opens up to a shot of her face, blankly facing the screen for fifty-three seconds before she takes a hard sniff and asks, Is this... recording? The feed cuts off.

- Hour and a half later: A long video, eight minutes of her meticulously arranging the scene that appears in this post, before she turns around and sniffs at the touchscreen. She laughs all the way back to the bracelet, where it's seen propped against a rock. Terezi grins directly at the camera and lifts her hand to turn off the recording.]

1 4M GO1NG TO ST4B WHO3V3R D3C1D3D TH3S3 HOLOGR4MS W3R3 4 GOOD 1D34 >:[
TH1S 1S NOT V3RY S3NS1T1V3 TO MY D1S4B1L1TY

Comments

[alternia_strength]

D --> I am unsure as to the legitimacy or wisdom of that act
D --> It would appear that more of our fellows are being brought to this place
D --> I question again whether or not this is another game of sorts
D --> But I digress
D --> I believe Loki is the one that you wish to e%tricate your vengeful judgment upon
D --> You might not enjoy the results
D --> Neigh I am certain you would not
D --> I am certain it would be ine%cusable to some e%tent for me to permit this
D --> So you will calm yourself
D --> I command it

[tongue3y3s]

1T W4S 4 JOK3, GRUMPY

[alternia_strength]

D --> Ah
D --> It would appear that your radically inappropriate sense of humor is rearing its e%ceptionally ill timed head once more
D --> Wonderful
D --> Where is our leader when I need him

[biifurcatiion]

what2 that?
ii2 that tz'2 bluh bluh poor liittle bliind giirl woe ii2 me ploy?
ii dont recall bliindne22 beiing an iimpediiment two managiing two command a ba2iic functiioniing knowledge of a 2creen and a keyboard before iin your liife.
i am 2tartiing two que2tiion your competence a2 we 2peak.

[tongue3y3s]

WH3N YOU C4N SM3LL 4 HOLOGR4M TH3N 1 W1LL F34R YOUR JUDG3M3NT 4ND NOT 4 MOM3NT SOON3R

I'm so sorry, i broke my leg, take two?

[biifurcatiion]

what iif ii could though.
what iif when ii go bliind ii fiinally overtake you a2 not only the mo2t competent per2on out of our 2ociial ciircle but the mo2t competent bliind per2on iin all remaiiniing exii2tence.

[not here] 1/?

[chronologistics]

[not here] 2/3

[chronologistics]

[Well.





Shit.]

[text]

[chronologistics]

haha oh man
and one of the gods just got done bitching like a tool about how loki manages the network
my guess is to start with him for infringing upon your troll god given right to scratch and sniff
get your justice boner on or something
anyway
i was starting to wonder when youd show up to this party

[tongue3y3s]

1 DO NOT TH1NK 1 W1LL B3 3X4CT1NG JUST1C3 UPON 4NY 4LL POW3RFUL TR4NSD1M3NS1ON4L GODS, D4V3
TH4T WOULD B3 STUP1D
4ND Y3T 1 4M 4 M4ST3R L3G1SL4C3R4TOR >:] PUNISHM3NT W1LL B3 S3RV3D ON3 W4Y OR 4NOTH3R
...
SO, UH
HOW M4NY OF US 4R3 H3R3?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < *the most impurrtant pouncellor demands that this session be brought to order!*
:33 < *the legislacerator is to be purrvided with a more appropurriate device at once!*

[tongue3y3s]

*TH3 F34RSOM3 DR4GON 1S 1NCR3D1BLY PL34S3D BY TH3 POUNC3LLORS D3DIC4T1ON TO JUST1C3*
*SH3 G1V3S TH3 POUNC3LLOR 4N 4PPROV1NG LOOK 4ND THR4SH3S H3R M1GHTY SC4L3ED T41L*

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < h33h33 :33
:33 < hi terezi!!!
:33 < im glad youre here too now!
:33 < what house did they put you in?

[tipsygnostalgia]

omg terezi
i have missed u
welcome to asgard again

[tongue3y3s]

H1 TH3R3
1 DONT R3M3MB3R B31NG H3R3 B3FOR3
BUT 1TS N1C3 TO M33T YOU >:]

[tipsygnostalgia]

i didnt think u did
anyway im roxy
nice 2 meet u again :3
im ectorelated to rose and dave
and when u were here before we ended up being good friends

[adventuretime]

terezi!
hehehe i hope you realized that you pressed that button a few times :)
terezi where are you!
has anyone explained this place to you yet?
would you like a tour?
its nice to se-
oh!
i mean its nice to have you around again :)

[tongue3y3s]

1 PR3SS3D 4LL OF TH3 BUTTONS 4 LOT OF T1M3S
TH3 R3D ON3 W4S 3SP3C14LLY D3L1C1OUS >;]
...
H3H3H3 N1C3 C4TCH

[adventuretime]

dont eat your bracelet!
dont lose it either
its a real pain when you lose your bracelet :(
i havent talked to you in awhile!
ive been here for a few months and you havent really been around
i guess i kind of forgot
sorry!

[text]

[not_a_troll]

Stranger, you possess the 1337-est of 1337-speak! I am impressed.

Allow me to express this through an 'emoticon --> :-O

[tongue3y3s]

H3H3H3H3 1 SP34K W1TH TH3 NUM3R4LS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS

[Text] Sorry for the wait

[caduuceus]

oh my, so many new arrivals lately
hello there, dear! ^U^
alas, as yoU have said, oUr commUnications network is sorely lacking in the bUsiness of taste
bUt i imagine if they had made it delicioUs, it woUld not prove to be a very effective means of commUnication U~u
still, perhaps a reqUest to the gods may fit yoU with more sUitable accommodations?

no prob~

[tongue3y3s]

H1 TH3R3
1 R34LLY DONT N33D H3LP OR SP3C14L TOYS 3V3N 1F 1 THOUGHT TH3YD G1V3 TH3M TO M3
3V3N 1F D3L1C1OUS T3CH 1S BY F4R TH3 MOST 3FF1C13NT!

[Text]

[fishdouche]

[What a surprise. Yet another person from his past who most likely wants him dead.]

glad to see you finally joined us ter
fashionably late an already promisin vviolence
you havvent changed at all

[Why does he even try to talk to them anymore. He's just a masochist, most likely.]

[tongue3y3s]

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?