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asgardeventide2013-03-06 05:15 pm
tongue3y3s) wrote in asgardeventide2013-03-06 05:15 pm
on3 • [video + text]
[over the course of a few hours, seven fragments of video and sound posts are spammed from Terezi's bracelet. the slightly superfluous nature of the bracelet's holographic touchscreen makes it difficult for her to smell the contents of the screen, and one can't exactly lick a hologram so well. being a bright red button, Terezi is repeatedly drawn to the record button's luscious redness, resulting in the following:
- Day 230, Morning: A video of Terezi fiddling with the bracelet, flipping it over and over in her hands, smelling it, licking the stone. She turns her attention back to the hologram, sniffs at it, then messes around with a few of the controls. After a minute of this, she stumbles upon the stop button.
- Twenty-three minutes later: A blurry shot of Terezi's nose sniffing the colours of the screen for about fourteen seconds, before the video feed cuts off.
- One minute later: A half-second shot of the corner of her glasses.
- Two hours later: Terezi idly turns the bracelet touchscreen on and off as she explores Asgard. There's a two minute long video of her feet and the ground before she flicks it off again.
- Fifteen minutes later: A sound post, there's shuffling around, then footsteps, then Terezi's voice is heard talking to someone (something). She's too far away from the bracelet for it to adequately record, so the voice is unintelligible. The footsteps occur again, getting louder as she reapproaches the bracelet and touchscreen. This is stupid, she says, and twenty-eight seconds later the voice post ends.
- Four minutes later: She figures out the recording controls. Sort of. The sixth posts opens up to a shot of her face, blankly facing the screen for fifty-three seconds before she takes a hard sniff and asks, Is this... recording? The feed cuts off.
- Hour and a half later: A long video, eight minutes of her meticulously arranging the scene that appears in this post, before she turns around and sniffs at the touchscreen. She laughs all the way back to the bracelet, where it's seen propped against a rock. Terezi grins directly at the camera and lifts her hand to turn off the recording.]
1 4M GO1NG TO ST4B WHO3V3R D3C1D3D TH3S3 HOLOGR4MS W3R3 4 GOOD 1D34 >:[
TH1S 1S NOT V3RY S3NS1T1V3 TO MY D1S4B1L1TY
- Day 230, Morning: A video of Terezi fiddling with the bracelet, flipping it over and over in her hands, smelling it, licking the stone. She turns her attention back to the hologram, sniffs at it, then messes around with a few of the controls. After a minute of this, she stumbles upon the stop button.
- Twenty-three minutes later: A blurry shot of Terezi's nose sniffing the colours of the screen for about fourteen seconds, before the video feed cuts off.
- One minute later: A half-second shot of the corner of her glasses.
- Two hours later: Terezi idly turns the bracelet touchscreen on and off as she explores Asgard. There's a two minute long video of her feet and the ground before she flicks it off again.
- Fifteen minutes later: A sound post, there's shuffling around, then footsteps, then Terezi's voice is heard talking to someone (something). She's too far away from the bracelet for it to adequately record, so the voice is unintelligible. The footsteps occur again, getting louder as she reapproaches the bracelet and touchscreen. This is stupid, she says, and twenty-eight seconds later the voice post ends.
- Four minutes later: She figures out the recording controls. Sort of. The sixth posts opens up to a shot of her face, blankly facing the screen for fifty-three seconds before she takes a hard sniff and asks, Is this... recording? The feed cuts off.
- Hour and a half later: A long video, eight minutes of her meticulously arranging the scene that appears in this post, before she turns around and sniffs at the touchscreen. She laughs all the way back to the bracelet, where it's seen propped against a rock. Terezi grins directly at the camera and lifts her hand to turn off the recording.]
1 4M GO1NG TO ST4B WHO3V3R D3C1D3D TH3S3 HOLOGR4MS W3R3 4 GOOD 1D34 >:[
TH1S 1S NOT V3RY S3NS1T1V3 TO MY D1S4B1L1TY
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SOM3T1M3S 1 H4NG OUT BY TH3 S1GYN D1STR1CT B3C4US3 N3P3T4S H1V3 1S TH3R3
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are you 2iittiing down, are you ready for the mad level2 of 2everiity ii am about two be2tow on your a22.
there ii2 a 92% chance that ii wiill never, ever, giive a fuck about a tree2 or where two fiind them.
ii do not even notiice that they exii2t.
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TR33S 4R3 TH3 GR34T3ST TH1NGS S1NC3 PR3V1OUSLY SL1C3D GRUBLO4F, 3V3N UGLY BROWN 4ND GR33N TR33S
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you are a pan rotted wiiggler and dead wrong two boot.
do not iimpo2e your backwater hiick liife2tyle choiice2 on the re2t of u2 who have experiienced the awe2ome that ii2 ciiviiliizatiion.
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YOUR3 GO1NG TO DO 1T
YOU W1LL B4SK 1N HOW WRONG YOU 4R3 4BOUT TH3 M4J3STY OF TR33S
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YOU W1LL 4TT3MPT TO CL1MB 4 TR33
4ND 1 W1LL L4UGH >:]
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(4ND L4UGH 4ND L4UGH 4ND L4UGH)
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except waiit, what2 that?
youre bliind?
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G4M3GRUBS 4R3 P4RT1CUL4RLY FR4GR4NT 4ND 3V3RYON3 KNOWS SC3NT1NG 1S 4 MUCH B3TT3R M3THOD OF F1ND1NG SH1T TH4N P4TH3T1C S1GHT1NG 4TT3MPTS
NOTH1NG C4N H1D3 FROM MY NOS3 >8] >8] >8]
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1 H4V3 L1V3D MY WHOL3 L1F3 SURROUND3D BY 4SSHOL3S
1 H4V3 D3V3LOP3D 4N 1MMUN1TY
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ii have new 2kiill2, tz, the liike2 of whiich youve never 2een before.
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iin what 2weep2 were you gettiing 2hiit done where ii wa2nt al2o gettiing 2hiit done.
oh waiit, that2 riight, NONE OF THEM, there ii2 liiterally no 2weep iin whiich you exceeded my competence becau2e when ii wa2 a pan friied wiiggler leakiing from every oriifiice onto any 2urface ii could fiind you were doiing the exact 2ame thiing.
not that youve 2topped doiing that at any poiint iin the 2weep2 that followed.
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1 L1V3D ON 4 M3T3OR W1TH K4RK4T FOR H4LF 4 SW33P
1N CONST4NT CLOS3 QU4RT3RS
YOU C4NT B3G1N TO 1M4G1N3 TH3 HORRORS 1V3 W1TN3SS3D
YOU M1GHT NOT 3V3N SURV1V3 TH3 4TT3MPT
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2MELL, II MEAN 2MELL, II DONT WANT TWO HEAR A BLIIND JOKE.
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SOLLUX 3W
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thu2 compoundiing our mandated u2ele22ne22 twofold wiith the lo22 of one of two halfway competent people we know.
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W3D HAV3 TO L34V3 HALF OF REPRODUCT1ON TO KK 4ND G4MZ33
K4N4Y4 WOULDNT TOUCH THEM
4ND TH4T JUST L34V3S 4R4D14
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2he would probably have ju2t a2 much fun watchiing iit all go two hell in a handba2ket.
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1N TH4T C4S3 1 F1GUR3 1TD PROB4BLY B3 B3TT3R TO JUST
GO 3XT1NCT
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we miight a2 well get two watch iit all go two hell iin a handba2ket iin the mo2t entertaiiniing fa2hiion po22iible.