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asgardeventide2013-03-06 05:15 pm
tongue3y3s) wrote in asgardeventide2013-03-06 05:15 pm
on3 • [video + text]
[over the course of a few hours, seven fragments of video and sound posts are spammed from Terezi's bracelet. the slightly superfluous nature of the bracelet's holographic touchscreen makes it difficult for her to smell the contents of the screen, and one can't exactly lick a hologram so well. being a bright red button, Terezi is repeatedly drawn to the record button's luscious redness, resulting in the following:
- Day 230, Morning: A video of Terezi fiddling with the bracelet, flipping it over and over in her hands, smelling it, licking the stone. She turns her attention back to the hologram, sniffs at it, then messes around with a few of the controls. After a minute of this, she stumbles upon the stop button.
- Twenty-three minutes later: A blurry shot of Terezi's nose sniffing the colours of the screen for about fourteen seconds, before the video feed cuts off.
- One minute later: A half-second shot of the corner of her glasses.
- Two hours later: Terezi idly turns the bracelet touchscreen on and off as she explores Asgard. There's a two minute long video of her feet and the ground before she flicks it off again.
- Fifteen minutes later: A sound post, there's shuffling around, then footsteps, then Terezi's voice is heard talking to someone (something). She's too far away from the bracelet for it to adequately record, so the voice is unintelligible. The footsteps occur again, getting louder as she reapproaches the bracelet and touchscreen. This is stupid, she says, and twenty-eight seconds later the voice post ends.
- Four minutes later: She figures out the recording controls. Sort of. The sixth posts opens up to a shot of her face, blankly facing the screen for fifty-three seconds before she takes a hard sniff and asks, Is this... recording? The feed cuts off.
- Hour and a half later: A long video, eight minutes of her meticulously arranging the scene that appears in this post, before she turns around and sniffs at the touchscreen. She laughs all the way back to the bracelet, where it's seen propped against a rock. Terezi grins directly at the camera and lifts her hand to turn off the recording.]
1 4M GO1NG TO ST4B WHO3V3R D3C1D3D TH3S3 HOLOGR4MS W3R3 4 GOOD 1D34 >:[
TH1S 1S NOT V3RY S3NS1T1V3 TO MY D1S4B1L1TY
- Day 230, Morning: A video of Terezi fiddling with the bracelet, flipping it over and over in her hands, smelling it, licking the stone. She turns her attention back to the hologram, sniffs at it, then messes around with a few of the controls. After a minute of this, she stumbles upon the stop button.
- Twenty-three minutes later: A blurry shot of Terezi's nose sniffing the colours of the screen for about fourteen seconds, before the video feed cuts off.
- One minute later: A half-second shot of the corner of her glasses.
- Two hours later: Terezi idly turns the bracelet touchscreen on and off as she explores Asgard. There's a two minute long video of her feet and the ground before she flicks it off again.
- Fifteen minutes later: A sound post, there's shuffling around, then footsteps, then Terezi's voice is heard talking to someone (something). She's too far away from the bracelet for it to adequately record, so the voice is unintelligible. The footsteps occur again, getting louder as she reapproaches the bracelet and touchscreen. This is stupid, she says, and twenty-eight seconds later the voice post ends.
- Four minutes later: She figures out the recording controls. Sort of. The sixth posts opens up to a shot of her face, blankly facing the screen for fifty-three seconds before she takes a hard sniff and asks, Is this... recording? The feed cuts off.
- Hour and a half later: A long video, eight minutes of her meticulously arranging the scene that appears in this post, before she turns around and sniffs at the touchscreen. She laughs all the way back to the bracelet, where it's seen propped against a rock. Terezi grins directly at the camera and lifts her hand to turn off the recording.]
1 4M GO1NG TO ST4B WHO3V3R D3C1D3D TH3S3 HOLOGR4MS W3R3 4 GOOD 1D34 >:[
TH1S 1S NOT V3RY S3NS1T1V3 TO MY D1S4B1L1TY
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1 H4V3 L1V3D MY WHOL3 L1F3 SURROUND3D BY 4SSHOL3S
1 H4V3 D3V3LOP3D 4N 1MMUN1TY
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ii have new 2kiill2, tz, the liike2 of whiich youve never 2een before.
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iin what 2weep2 were you gettiing 2hiit done where ii wa2nt al2o gettiing 2hiit done.
oh waiit, that2 riight, NONE OF THEM, there ii2 liiterally no 2weep iin whiich you exceeded my competence becau2e when ii wa2 a pan friied wiiggler leakiing from every oriifiice onto any 2urface ii could fiind you were doiing the exact 2ame thiing.
not that youve 2topped doiing that at any poiint iin the 2weep2 that followed.
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1 L1V3D ON 4 M3T3OR W1TH K4RK4T FOR H4LF 4 SW33P
1N CONST4NT CLOS3 QU4RT3RS
YOU C4NT B3G1N TO 1M4G1N3 TH3 HORRORS 1V3 W1TN3SS3D
YOU M1GHT NOT 3V3N SURV1V3 TH3 4TT3MPT
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2MELL, II MEAN 2MELL, II DONT WANT TWO HEAR A BLIIND JOKE.
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SOLLUX 3W
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thu2 compoundiing our mandated u2ele22ne22 twofold wiith the lo22 of one of two halfway competent people we know.
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W3D HAV3 TO L34V3 HALF OF REPRODUCT1ON TO KK 4ND G4MZ33
K4N4Y4 WOULDNT TOUCH THEM
4ND TH4T JUST L34V3S 4R4D14
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2he would probably have ju2t a2 much fun watchiing iit all go two hell in a handba2ket.
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1N TH4T C4S3 1 F1GUR3 1TD PROB4BLY B3 B3TT3R TO JUST
GO 3XT1NCT
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we miight a2 well get two watch iit all go two hell iin a handba2ket iin the mo2t entertaiiniing fa2hiion po22iible.