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[cancerass]

OKAY, FUCK IT.

I WAS HERE A FEW TIMES BEFORE? GREAT. JUST REMEMBER THAT ANYTHING THAT I MAY HAVE DONE BEFORE DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME IMPACT ON ME NOW. IF THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT I NEED TO KNOW, THEN FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU BETTER LET ME KNOW.

ONLY FORGET ABOUT IT. YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY TOLD ME. WHATEVER. NOT GONNA LIE, IT'S KIND OF MORE TO TAKE IN THAN I WOULD HAVE HOPED.

[There's a pause.]

SO, WHAT SHOULD SOMEONE DO IF THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A JOB? LIKE TO KILL TIME OR WHATEVER.
WHERE SHOULD THEY GO? WE BETTER NOT BE BOUND TO DISTRICTS OR WHATEVER. THAT WOULD BE STUPID.

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audio;

[parasiteye]

...Oh fuck, you've gotta be kidding me. You're here again?? Just when I thought we were getting rid of you Termites finally.

[ CARCASS, KAZ MISSED YOU. ]

audio;

[cancerass]

OH GOOD. JUST WHAT I NEEDED. ANOTHER COMPLETE STRANGER WHO IS WELL ACQUAINTED WITH ME.

[OH THIS IS KAZ. KARKAT HAS HEARD MANY STORIES.]

audio;

[parasiteye]

[ SOBBING NONE GOOD I BET ]

And you're still as noisy as ever, perfect. You'd better not be back in Hel Termite.

Re: audio;

[cancerass]

[SOMETHING ABOUT THEM BEING VOTED BEST COUPLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY, WHICH FREAKED HIM OUT UNTIL HE REALIZED WHAT THAT ACTUALLY MEANT. Also spider demons.]

RELAX, THEY SHOVED ME SOMEWHERE ELSE THIS TIME. YOUR HIVE OF MISERABLE DOOM PEOPLE ARE SAFE. FOR NOW.

audio;

[parasiteye]

[ HALF-DEMON TECHNICALLY. But yes, all the spiders B) ]

House. House, not Hive. Moron.

audio;

[cancerass]

YOU'RE THE MORON. THEY ARE LITERALLY THE SAME THING.

audio;

[parasiteye]

A hive is where bees live, not people! Fuck this is why I hate Termite, you're all so unbelievably stupid.

audio;

[cancerass]

HUMANS LIVE IN HOUSES.

SOME OF US AREN'T HUMAN, SO STOP BEING RACIST.

audio;

[parasiteye]

Hives are for fucking bees, get it through your skull! And what the fuck does not being human have to do with racing??

audio;

[cancerass]

...WOW.

OKAY.

AND I'M THE IDIOT?

FUCKING INCREDIBLE. I AM IN AWE OF WHAT LITTLE USE YOU ARE GIVING THAT THINKPAN OF YOURS.

NOT GONNA LIE. I'M PRETTY IMPRESSED.

audio;

[parasiteye]

Would you speak like a normal person?! No one understands your shitty bug speech!

audio;

[cancerass]

FUNNY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE HEARD COMPLAIN.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR COMPREHENSION SKILLS?

audio;

[parasiteye]

That I fucking hate you things, that's what!

audio;

[cancerass]

...OKAY. YOU'RE NEVER ALLOWED TO CALL ANYONE AN IDIOT AGAIN.
YOU'D HAVE TO BE CHARGED ON LIKE FIVE COUNTS OF HYPOCRISY.

audio;

[parasiteye]

[ CRY Kaz doesn't even know the meaning of that word ]

I can call anyone and idiot anytime I want to, Termite.

Re: audio;

[cancerass]

ALSO, IS TERMITE THE BEST YOU CAN DO? I MEAN YEAH IT PISSED ME OFF THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES, BUT YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO GET MY GOAT IF YOU KEEP USING THE SAME INSULT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

audio;

[parasiteye]

What insult?? It's what you guys are! Space Termites!

audio;

[cancerass]

I DON'T REMEMBER TAKING A BITE OUT OF ANYONE'S HIVE.

OH, EXCUSE ME. 'HOUSE'. I'LL REMEMBER TO TALK ON YOUR LEVEL OF COMPREHENSION NEXT TIME GENIUS.

audio;

[parasiteye]

Fuck you, I understand plenty!

audio;

[cancerass]

YEP. YOU'VE SURE PROVEN THAT TO ME.

audio;

[parasiteye]

Shut up! It's called being from different worlds, ass!

audio;

[cancerass]

OH, YOU MEAN THE POINT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE TO YOU THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION?

audio;

[parasiteye]

Shut up Termite. You're an alien, you don't count!

audio;

[cancerass]

OKAY, AWESOME.

THEN YOUR POINT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT TO ME EITHER.

audio;

[parasiteye]

I'm not an alien!!