003 [voice] Day 516

[boogerman]

In the spirit of cooperation, I'd like to offer lessons on shadow control, archery, horseback riding and swordsmanship.

Those who think this is a trap, think again. I don't want to lose any more than you do. Speak up and I'll see what I can do. I'm not going to work with just anyone, mind, and I'm not promising to be what I'm not.

[But... be what this place needs, indeed.]

Comments

[voice]

[itistolaugh]

Ooh, me! I want to know more ways to kill people!

[voice]

[boogerman]

Be more specific. Kill them with pointy things up close or far away?

[itistolaugh]

Mmmmboth? Both. S'not like you can know too many ways to kill people.

[boogerman]

You get one, not both. Don't be selfish, other people need their turn.

[itistolaugh]

Telling me not to be selfish is like telling water not to be wet.

[boogerman]

Fine, I'm giving you archery lessons.

[itistolaugh]

No! Sword! It's smashier.

[boogerman]

Sword. And that's final.

[itistolaugh]

Yeah, sword! Oh but ponies though...

[boogerman]

A pony is not a horse.

[Also, how dare you.]

[itistolaugh]

What? Isn't like, a smallish horse?

[boogerman]

Of course not. Do your research.

[itistolaugh]

Nuh, sounds boring.

[boogerman]

I'm going to ask you when you can spare a couple hours... and then ignore you.

[itistolaugh]

That's a terrible plan.

[boogerman]

When?

[itistolaugh]

Oh, pretty much whenever!

[boogerman]

[She's the worst. Almost literally. Almost.]

You get the evening lessons.

[itistolaugh]

That's fi-- Wait, how late do these lessons go? Because evening is when I get, uh. Y'know. Busy.

[boogerman]

Busy doing what?

[itistolaugh]

You don't date much, do you.

[boogerman]

Well, then you pick a time. I'm trying to be helpful!

[itistolaugh]

Uhh. Afternoon? Like, not evening, but late afternoon?

[boogerman]

Five in the afternoon?

[itistolaugh]

Okay! That works.