003 [voice] Day 516

[boogerman]

In the spirit of cooperation, I'd like to offer lessons on shadow control, archery, horseback riding and swordsmanship.

Those who think this is a trap, think again. I don't want to lose any more than you do. Speak up and I'll see what I can do. I'm not going to work with just anyone, mind, and I'm not promising to be what I'm not.

[But... be what this place needs, indeed.]

Comments

[itistolaugh]

Oh, pretty much whenever!

[boogerman]

[She's the worst. Almost literally. Almost.]

You get the evening lessons.

[itistolaugh]

That's fi-- Wait, how late do these lessons go? Because evening is when I get, uh. Y'know. Busy.

[boogerman]

Busy doing what?

[itistolaugh]

You don't date much, do you.

[boogerman]

Well, then you pick a time. I'm trying to be helpful!

[itistolaugh]

Uhh. Afternoon? Like, not evening, but late afternoon?

[boogerman]

Five in the afternoon?

[itistolaugh]

Okay! That works.

[boogerman]

I'll be in the arena.

[itistolaugh]

Fine, fine, meet you there. Oh! What do you look like?

[video]

[boogerman]

[He switches from voice to video, grinning and not saying a damn thing.]

[voice]

[itistolaugh]

Oh there you are! Hiii! I like your smile.

[back to voice]

[boogerman]

Really.

[itistolaugh]

Yeah. Makes me homesick.

[boogerman]

What--where do you live?

[itistolaugh]

Freya?

[boogerman]

Before Asgard.

[itistolaugh]

Gotham City!

[boogerman]

Lots of boogeymen in Gotham?

[itistolaugh]

I guess, in a way...

[boogerman]

Sarcasm.

[itistolaugh]

Oh. It didn't work.

[boogerman]

Now I'm going to ignore you until tonight.

[itistolaugh]

Okaaaay! By-eeeeee!