asgardswisdom: (you are the antibody)
ᴏᴅɪɴ ❧ god of knowledge and wisdom ([personal profile] asgardswisdom) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-08-14 11:10 am

NPC POST - VIDEO

Before you start complaining, [ said with a Look, because he knows some of you probably already have ], let me set things straight.

This is not a punishment. I've been content to let you guys roam about and track mud through my house like misbehaving toddlers since Day One, and I'd be content to continue doing so until our business is done here. But isn't, and we don't have time to dick around anymore.

Thiazi's attack wasn't random. It was desperate and sloppy, which means one thing: she knows we're coming for her.

[ He wants to be viciously pleased with the idea of her panicking, but he is nothing close to amused right now. ]

The only way she could know that is if someone on the inside told her. We don't know who, and we don't know how, but we can't afford that kind of liability. These laws are in place to protect you. We can't fight a war on both sides of the wall.

Be vigilant. Look after each other. It's going to be down to you to keep each other safe.

[ A pause, a blink. The ever eternal silent sigh. ]

You have questions. Ask.

[ OOC NOTES: This is the official kickoff for the new martial law! Ask your IC questions here, and let us know if you want any god in specific, as they'll be hanging around this post. The log for weapons registration, rationing, and Red Scare flavoured shenanigans is over here. Let us know if you have any questions! ]
sleight_of_hand: (Shitty paycheck again!)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2014-08-16 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhhh...

[...oh dammit, why is he being goaded into trading his booze for a pair of underwear?! BY A GOD?!]

[...wait, would Harley like them? She made fun of him the last time for his "tidy whities" as she put it...]

[Oh dammit!]


F-fine! Just this one! I'll just... go hit up the self brew place if I need a fix...
Edited (HTML why yu do dis?) 2014-08-16 22:59 (UTC)
asgardstricks: (or was there one of my jokes)

[personal profile] asgardstricks 2014-08-17 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ The literal actual best day. ]

Good man! Leave your part of the deal at my temple, and a brand spankin' new pair of silk underpants will be waiting for you when you get home.
sleight_of_hand: (Yeah whatever)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2014-08-17 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[...well, it worked when he asked for his gun back, so what the hell? Still, this face? This is the face of a man that is anticipating to be screwed over.]

All right. I'll stop by at the end of my shift.
asgardstricks: (somethin that i must have done)

[personal profile] asgardstricks 2014-08-20 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At least he'll be ready for it, 'cos there sure ain't gonna be any silk underwear coming his way. He said 'home', he didn't specify here. ]
sleight_of_hand: (You seriously suck.)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2014-08-21 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[You know what? He's not even surprised.]

[Though if he ends up home and has a pair of silk shorts waiting in his jail cell, he'll flip out then.]