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[riverrunswild]

[The video pops on revealing the room the Doctor and River share at Thor 103. There is a figure standing in front of a mirror, a young woman. She looks at herself in the mirror putting lipstick on and straightening the leather jacket she put on. Someone who knows the female inhabitant of that room may notice that the clothes she wears all belong to River Song.

Then she turns around, her long braided hair whipping behind her and closes in on the camera.]

So now you decide to transmit, eh? It's just as well.

[She smirks, showing a set of white and perfect teeth.]

Anyone care to tell me where I am? Just woke up in this bed and the last thing I remember isn't exactly getting into it.

Where did you guys hide Hitler? It was just starting to get funny, you know?

Doctor? Amy? Rory? You can come out now, 's not a good joke at all.

[Attentive viewers may notice that the video is transmitted by River Song. Odd, isn't it?]

Comments

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

Ah--

[ Someone hasn't been in their room since last evening. The night was spent in the workshop, so he. Missed this entirely. His hand is raised and his fingers twitch, like he's trying to grasp something, but eventually he just ... lowers it.

Here we go again. ]

Melody. Hello.

[Video]

[riverrunswild]

[Just when one thought the mess is over it comes back even worse. Maybe.

Now that's a face Mels recognizes and she is more than a little happy to see him. Rather nice to look at after all, isn't he?]

There you are! Amy's hot Doctor.

Care to tell me where you dragged me? This does not look like Berlin in the fourties.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

Here I am!

[ Aha. Ha. ]

Actually wasn't me this time.

[becauseichooseto]

Hitler?

[riverrunswild]

You know, German bloke, weird mustache, hated basically everyone?

[becauseichooseto]

Generally, not the kind of individual I enjoy finding.

[video]

[quantumtangled]

Adolf Hitler?

[video]

[riverrunswild]

The one and only. Seen him around?

[video]

[quantumtangled]

No. Where was he last seen?

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[airborn]

Which Doctor? There's a lot of them around.

[Hmmm but then again, she mentioned a certain two other people, so that must mean...]

Are you talking about the one who's married to Amy and Rory?

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[riverrunswild]

Why, the hot one.

[She bursts out laughing at the latter part. No, that is just wrong, Rue. The mental image is glorious though.]

I don't think he is! They are just married to one another. My best mates, those two.

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[airborn]

[Solemnly:]

The Doctor said his love life is very complicated.

[which doesn't really help his case, but there you go.]

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[comeonthensexy]

Rue, for the last time ...!

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[airborn]

[Right on time Doc!]

How can you know it's the last time?

video; rue no

[timesnewroman]

I'm--he is not married to us. That's slightly illegal.

[bossily]

The Doctor's not ever all that good with jokes.

[Clara's a little weirded out by the fact this is coming from River's bracelet, but that most definitely isn't River's usual voice or face. So she cautiously responds, trying to feel out this other woman to figure out what's going on.]

Don't figure he'd be all that good at hiding Hitler, either.

[riverrunswild]

Oh, you know him? Who are you, then? His girlfriend?

[Not even hiding the jealousy here. He's the guy of her dreams after all. And special these dreams are.]

Last time I saw him Rory pushed him into a cupboard, so ... I am not fully convinced he didn't hide him.

That reminds me! I think I was shot ...

[Video]

[justabitunlikely]

You know the Doctor too?

[How could she not be curious about someone who's mentioning her dad? Geez, how many people did all the Doctors know around here?]

[Video]

[riverrunswild]

Barely. Just met the guy. But I've heard about him all my life.

[video]

[bonnypiperlad]

You're, ah, upstairs.

[This helpful piece of in the way of is probably not helpful - or even much in the way of information - but give Jamie a moment here. He's a little surprised by the situation.]

It's...complicated, but I'm not sure where Amy or Rory are to explain it to ye. The Doctor might be around, though.

[video]

[riverrunswild]

Upstairs? So I'm in your house?

[Not unhelpful but also a bit irritating.]

They are here, though? Amy and Rory, I mean?

[timesnewroman]

[ Well, there's this happening again. Honestly, it's nice to see Mels. Of course, she hasn't gone anywhere. River is still Mels and Melody all at once and it's still all very confusing and distracting. But its nice to see Best Friend Mels again, despite all of that. ]

Hullo, Mels. Just arrived, have you?

[riverrunswild]

[Of course, it's nice to see Mels. Always nice to see Mels. Geez, Rory.]

Rory. There you are! Just arrived. Well, woke up in someone's bedroom. I think the Doctor just couldn't wait and had to elope with me.

Hitler here too?

[video]

[allpurposescarf]

Do I know you? Or is it some other me instead?

[video]

[riverrunswild]

Some other you? [She is just a little confused before the penny drops.] Oh, you are one of them Doctors then?

Not yet, you don't, I guess. [Never mind that the other Doctor only had just met her too. She gives a small wave in greeting.] Mels.