video;

[bestestfurrend]

[Nepeta and Lilly are standing out in front of Freya's Welcome Hall, looking a bit tired out but - in Nepeta's case at least - very satisfied at a job well done.

There are crudely-drawn posters stuck not-quite-straight on the walls behind them, some of them depicting a blond little girl and the others a woman with masses of dark hair.

They've just finished sticking them in front of not only their god house, but every single one in Asgard, along with placing them on random walls along the way, so it's very likely that some Travelers have already run across them.

Yes, it took a while.]

Ahem. Attention efurrybody purrlease! This is really impurrtant!

These are Lilly's Mama and her sister Victoria.

[She points at the posters behind them.]

We don't know if they're here and we don't think they are yet, but if anyone sees them or meets them if they arrive, let them know Lilly is waiting for them! She'll be here at Freya house, okay?

Thank you!

((ooc: responses may come from either or both of them!))

Comments

video.

[ffuckoff]

And that's not... something to be concerned about? Maybe?

video.

[bestestfurrend]

[Nepeta tilts her head at that.] Is it? She's little, I wasn't good at remembering my age then either.

video.

[ffuckoff]

Well, you're a... what are you?

video.

[bestestfurrend]

I'm a troll.

video.

[ffuckoff]

...A troll. Like the kind under bridges?

video.

[bestestfurrend]

No! We're aliens to humans, not like the trolls in your fairytales! [The bridge thing has been mentioned enough by now to annoy even Nepeta.]

Re: video.

[ffuckoff]

Oh. Right. [Sure, that makes more sense. Wait-] So, wait, where you always grey?

video.

[bestestfurrend]

Oh, yes, trolls are always grey! Sometimes people think it's because of the sickness here that turns people grey but this is just what we look like.

video.

[ffuckoff]

Well, that's cool, I guess. I'm just asking 'cause I met some people who said they were aliens, but they look totally normal. I mean. Like me.

video.

[bestestfurrend]

Well, aliens come from lots of different planets! We're not all going to look the same.

video.

[ffuckoff]

Yeah, but then why do these assholes look like people? I mean, humans.

video.

[bestestfurrend]

Their planet is probably like yours and they evolved the same way, I guess.

video.

[ffuckoff]

[STILL SEEMS SUSPICIOUS but she's not gonna argue with an alien on how aliens work.]

So what's your place like, to make... are those horns?

video.

[bestestfurrend]

[Nepeta would like to point out that from her perspective, Fiona is the alien.]

It's a pretty harsh environment, really. We can't even go out during the day because of how hot our sun is. And they are! Do you like them?

video.

[ffuckoff]

[Irony isn't just a river in Egypt.]

...Yeah, they're nice, I guess. D'you headbutt people with 'em?

video.

[bestestfurrend]

Why would I do that?!

video.

[ffuckoff]

...Isn't that why goats have horns? [She saw this on National Geographic ok.]

video.

[bestestfurrend]

I'm not a goat!!

video.

[ffuckoff]

I didn't say you were a goat!

[Why are they yelling!]

You can call me a monkey if it'll make you feel better.

video.

[bestestfurrend]

Then why would you think I'd act like a goat?!

[Because Nepeta thinks she's been called a goat! And she has particular reason to dislike goats.]

...really?

video.

[ffuckoff]

Because goats have horns? If I had horns, I'd headbutt people all the time. [All the time.]

Yeah, sure. It's no skin off my nose, kid.

video.

[bestestfurrend]

But that would hurt my head! [Look, she has claws and teeth, horns don't even come close.]

You're not a monkey, though. You're a human.

video.

[ffuckoff]

I guess you'd know better than me about that.

[But that's what aliens always call humans in movies! ...That she hasn't seen, because she's a fucking alien. Sigh.] Yeah, last I checked. Sorry, I just wasn't expecting... I dunno. Let's start over. I'm Fiona, nice to meet you.

video.

[bestestfurrend]

Wouldn't you get hurt if you ran head first into something?

[Nepeta giggles at that, apparently willing to go along with this plan.] Hi Fiona! I'm Nepeta. It's nice to meet you too. We talked once before, remember? About squeakbeasts and the intercity.

video.

[ffuckoff]

Not if I had horns. I guess.

Ohh, my God, we did, didn't we? Sorry, I was just picturing a... not grey person.