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Fifth incantation ϟ [video]

[The video opens to a tired, very surly looking Professor Snape. He's lost weight since the last time he appeared on the network with an announcement addressed to the Travellers; his sallow face is thinner, the bags under his eyes are more pronounced, and he looks like he's aged a good few years. This city is truly starting to take a toll on him.

He's in his school office, at his desk. When he speaks, he's curt, churlish and absolutely no-nonsense.]

For those of you who are new to Asgard, or for those of you who failed to pay a modicum of attention to the previous announcements I made concerning the matter in which I'm about to address, my name is Professor Snape and I am the Headmaster of the Albus Dumbledore Academy, a school of education and tutelage, which I have established in Odin district.

The school is open for anyone eighteen years and under who wishes to pursue an education, be that in mathematics, literature, science, or any other number of subjects on offer.

Enrollment and attendance to my school is voluntary; however, should you so choose to undertake an education, allow me to make it very clear that I do not tolerate tardiness, disrespect, insolent behaviour or acts of misdemeanour. Any student who chooses to commit any such offences will be reprimanded severely. [Severus is looking straight at you, Mr. Stilinski.]

Of course, I am always in need of assistance with regards to the running and upkeep of the school, be that teachers, tutors or those who may be able to offer assistance in other ways. If you possess any useful skills that you feel would benefit the Albus Dumbledore Academy, I invite you to step forward and make yourself known.

Direct any queries or concerns to either myself or to my secretary, Miss Gallagher.

[Abrupt end of video feed.]

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[First of all, Snape is a stupid name buuuut she at least doesn't actually say that. Instead, she actually manages to just smile. Look how cute that face is. She's adorable. Yes.

Anyway, the smile is just one of disbelief. Because a school. Holy crap, this place has everything.]

There's a school and you're looking for students?

[She's currently determining how...dumb that is.]

[ Now Morgiana had never ever been to a school. At all ever. However, she was definitely curious about some of the classes that were listed, especially the ones for hand-to-hand combat and martial arts.

After giving it a few minutes to think over she turns on the video function of her bracelet to respond. ]

What would I need to do to enroll?

Professor Snape. [Roland taps his collarbone a few times. There's no chance the man will recognize it as the respectful gesture that it is, but it feels right, so he does it.]

Does your school happen to need a, ah... 'janitor'?

[Amanda just smiles. The school definitely peaks her interest.]

Professor Snape. So nice to have finally found you. I have spoken with Ms. Carnahan about your school.

[Oh, no.

That face, that very, very distinct voice coming out of the strange light that emanates from Neville's new bracelet is straight out of some of his nightmares. It makes him jump nearly out of his skin like he's back in his third year. Embarrassing.

It just gets worse when he actually stills long enough to listen to what Snape has to say. He runs the Albus Dumbledore Academy. Albus Dumbledore Academy.

Neville fumbles for what seems like half a minute to him, just trying to hit the button to reply with his shaking fingers. When he finds his (unfortunately, at the moment, very shrill) voice, he looks a little bit manic, color high in his cheeks:] Reprimanded severely? Is that what you're calling it now, Headmaster?

When you say upkeep, what are you looking for specifically?

[She's inwardly disappointed she's a year too old for this, but alas.]

Man, you could try to act like you don't hate everybody.

[She's smiling, though. Teasing, Teach.]

Wouldn't kill you.

We should put out advertisements on the radio station they set up. What d'you think?

And Steven didn't interrupt you this time!

I think it's worth noting, Professor, that adults are welcome to the school as well. I'm happy to take on students past the age on majority.

Can I teach a class on advanced time wasting? Because that's pretty important in Asgard. Lots of time to waste here :D

[This all sounds super fancy and all, but...]

What are you supposed t'do with a school? [She thinks of the way the Night's Watch trained their Crows.]

Their letters? How t'fight and the like? [Part of her wants to snub it. It's something they'd do in the South, she bets, but even with her hatred that has been inbred for throusands of years, there's not only a curiosity of what lies South (or in this case anything that is different from the way she has lived in a very 'us vs them' world.]

[Have a very charming-looking man on your screen, Snape. Beneath the charm, Castle is actually a bit wary. This guy seems kind of nasty and Castle's not entirely sure if working for him is a good idea.

But Castle needs money, or at least something to do if this isn't a paying job. He needs to get out of the god house one way or another. Hopefully this will make him enough to be able to shack up with his fiancee.]

Are you perhaps interested in offering a creative writing course?

Edited 2014-03-06 23:33 (UTC)

Still turning people down for teaching positions, or was that just a special circumstance?

[hi, twice in one week, Snape, aren't you lucky!]

[It's a far different picture than she presented yesterday, for those who managed to find her; Narcissa is no longer disheveled and dirt-smudged, but as close an approximation to her usual self that not having magic will allow.

She's also surprised by the violent pang of relief she feels at hearing his voice, despite knowing the acerbic man she'd asked so much of was here.]

I would have thought you'd seek a break from the education system, Severus.

Hey, boss. Sorry to break the news but if you set your expectations that high you're bound to wind up dealing with failure. Kids aren't exactly reliable.

[It's been a while since she's spoken to him, Leeloo's been a little bit preoccupied with training others and giving lessons. She's seen him to teach Divinian of course but outside of that they haven't spoken.]

Soun ansila on komo kala? ["Your school is doing well?"]

[ Oh hey, it's the guy Ellie told her to talk to! Claudia can see what the younger girl meant now... still, she's smiling when she responds to his video. ]

I'm a little over your age limit, do you make exceptions?

Is it possible to just pick on a few courses?

[ He's not sure if Dean will even teach him about guns, let alone Jesse actually willing to learn on how to shoot. ]

Professor Snape. [ kate's doing her best to look professional, smiles and all. it actually comes across as quite polite, too. blame the fact she's been having a good day today. ]

My name's Kate Beckett. I'm working with a group here in Asgard called the Forensics Unit, and while we work primarily with solving crimes, I wanted to introduce myself to you specifically.

[ okay, she's going to take a breath and relax a little. ]

I was a cop back home- or was for a while. Since you're going to be having a lot of kids all under one roof, I was wondering if you had though about security. And whether or not you have, I wanted to let you know that you can contact me directly if you have any issues. I don't have the manpower to assign you a security guard for all of your schooling hours, but I can let you know that if something does happen, you can at least have someone to contact, and I'll get there as quickly as I can.

[ and whether or not snape knows, when she says 'I' she does mean the whole forensics unit. however many staff people that may be. ]

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