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Fifth incantation ϟ [video]
[The video opens to a tired, very surly looking Professor Snape. He's lost weight since the last time he appeared on the network with an announcement addressed to the Travellers; his sallow face is thinner, the bags under his eyes are more pronounced, and he looks like he's aged a good few years. This city is truly starting to take a toll on him.
He's in his school office, at his desk. When he speaks, he's curt, churlish and absolutely no-nonsense.]
For those of you who are new to Asgard, or for those of you who failed to pay a modicum of attention to the previous announcements I made concerning the matter in which I'm about to address, my name is Professor Snape and I am the Headmaster of the Albus Dumbledore Academy, a school of education and tutelage, which I have established in Odin district.
The school is open for anyone eighteen years and under who wishes to pursue an education, be that in mathematics, literature, science, or any other number of subjects on offer.
Enrollment and attendance to my school is voluntary; however, should you so choose to undertake an education, allow me to make it very clear that I do not tolerate tardiness, disrespect, insolent behaviour or acts of misdemeanour. Any student who chooses to commit any such offences will be reprimanded severely. [Severus is looking straight at you, Mr. Stilinski.]
Of course, I am always in need of assistance with regards to the running and upkeep of the school, be that teachers, tutors or those who may be able to offer assistance in other ways. If you possess any useful skills that you feel would benefit the Albus Dumbledore Academy, I invite you to step forward and make yourself known.
Direct any queries or concerns to either myself or to my secretary, Miss Gallagher.
[Abrupt end of video feed.]
He's in his school office, at his desk. When he speaks, he's curt, churlish and absolutely no-nonsense.]
For those of you who are new to Asgard, or for those of you who failed to pay a modicum of attention to the previous announcements I made concerning the matter in which I'm about to address, my name is Professor Snape and I am the Headmaster of the Albus Dumbledore Academy, a school of education and tutelage, which I have established in Odin district.
The school is open for anyone eighteen years and under who wishes to pursue an education, be that in mathematics, literature, science, or any other number of subjects on offer.
Enrollment and attendance to my school is voluntary; however, should you so choose to undertake an education, allow me to make it very clear that I do not tolerate tardiness, disrespect, insolent behaviour or acts of misdemeanour. Any student who chooses to commit any such offences will be reprimanded severely. [Severus is looking straight at you, Mr. Stilinski.]
Of course, I am always in need of assistance with regards to the running and upkeep of the school, be that teachers, tutors or those who may be able to offer assistance in other ways. If you possess any useful skills that you feel would benefit the Albus Dumbledore Academy, I invite you to step forward and make yourself known.
Direct any queries or concerns to either myself or to my secretary, Miss Gallagher.
[Abrupt end of video feed.]
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Anyway, the smile is just one of disbelief. Because a school. Holy crap, this place has everything.]
There's a school and you're looking for students?
[She's currently determining how...dumb that is.]
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Well, this is... unexpected. After what he's learned about who this girl is and what she means to Ellie... this is extremely unexpected.
The expression on his face is stony and unreadable. Stay neutral, he tells himself. Stay completely neutral.]
You must be new here.
[He's only a little condescending there. Or maybe more than a little.]
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[She shrugs because whatever. Lots of people know Ellie so maybe they just know of her through them.
That or people just know newbies. Fuck if she knows.]
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To answer question: I run the school, and I am making newcomers to Asgard aware that school is an option in which they can choose to pursue.
Shall I assume that an interest in pursuing education is the reason in which you're responding?
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Buuut the last school I went to didn't get along with me.
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Then you'll no doubt be pleased to know that I have ways of making certain that the students and the school get along.
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[Do share, Greaser.]
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What kind of discipline can you do?
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A pointed, clearly impatient pause.]
Are you interested in pursuing an education in my school or not?
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Perhaps if you would bother to speak to some of the attending students, you would find out for yourself what you would be 'getting into'.
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Your words.
[So there.]
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The fact that she has a point just grates on his nerves even more.]
Speaking out of turn would earn you an afternoon's detention cleaning the school toilets.
[As one such example of discipline.]
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Seriously? That's it? Wow, I did that for regular chores when I was in school.
When I wasn't learning how to kill people.
[Rough life.]
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[Do tell. Do tell.]
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A month's detention if a child is particularly obnoxious.
[Like you, Miss Abel.]
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Subjects you teach?
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