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🄹esse   🄿inkman ([personal profile] albuquerque) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-03-06 11:32 am

Fifth incantation ϟ [video]

[The video opens to a tired, very surly looking Professor Snape. He's lost weight since the last time he appeared on the network with an announcement addressed to the Travellers; his sallow face is thinner, the bags under his eyes are more pronounced, and he looks like he's aged a good few years. This city is truly starting to take a toll on him.

He's in his school office, at his desk. When he speaks, he's curt, churlish and absolutely no-nonsense.]


For those of you who are new to Asgard, or for those of you who failed to pay a modicum of attention to the previous announcements I made concerning the matter in which I'm about to address, my name is Professor Snape and I am the Headmaster of the Albus Dumbledore Academy, a school of education and tutelage, which I have established in Odin district.

The school is open for anyone eighteen years and under who wishes to pursue an education, be that in mathematics, literature, science, or any other number of subjects on offer.

Enrollment and attendance to my school is voluntary; however, should you so choose to undertake an education, allow me to make it very clear that I do not tolerate tardiness, disrespect, insolent behaviour or acts of misdemeanour. Any student who chooses to commit any such offences will be reprimanded severely. [Severus is looking straight at you, Mr. Stilinski.]

Of course, I am always in need of assistance with regards to the running and upkeep of the school, be that teachers, tutors or those who may be able to offer assistance in other ways. If you possess any useful skills that you feel would benefit the Albus Dumbledore Academy, I invite you to step forward and make yourself known.

Direct any queries or concerns to either myself or to my secretary, Miss Gallagher.

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everysecond: (Got Game)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-06 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[First of all, Snape is a stupid name buuuut she at least doesn't actually say that. Instead, she actually manages to just smile. Look how cute that face is. She's adorable. Yes.

Anyway, the smile is just one of disbelief. Because a school. Holy crap, this place has everything.]


There's a school and you're looking for students?

[She's currently determining how...dumb that is.]
everysecond: (Talking The Talk)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-06 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I get that a lot. I'm starting to thing I have a tattoo on my forehead.

[She shrugs because whatever. Lots of people know Ellie so maybe they just know of her through them.

That or people just know newbies. Fuck if she knows.]
everysecond: (You Want A Piece Of This?)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-08 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. I guess I could look and see if there's anything interesting.

Buuut the last school I went to didn't get along with me.
everysecond: (Well...I Like You)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-08 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
How?

[Do share, Greaser.]
everysecond: (It Was Easy)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-08 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been nearly shot at, thrown down, had a bag thrown over my head, been threatened with bullets, knives...

What kind of discipline can you do?
everysecond: (That Wasn't Cool)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-08 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Believe it or not, that was a serious question. I want to know what I'm getting into.
everysecond: (I Totally Did It)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-09 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm supposed to "direct any queries or concerns" to you.

Your words.

[So there.]
everysecond: (Well...I Like You)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-09 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[That's Queen Brat, okay.]

Seriously? That's it? Wow, I did that for regular chores when I was in school.

When I wasn't learning how to kill people.

[Rough life.]
everysecond: (Tough Girl)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-09 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
And what do you teach?

[Do tell. Do tell.]
everysecond: (You Want A Piece Of This?)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-10 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That so does not answer my question.
everysecond: (I Totally Did It)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-10 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I asked what you taught.
everysecond: (Always There)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-11 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
That month thing basically went without saying.
everysecond: (You Want A Piece Of This?)

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[personal profile] everysecond 2014-03-11 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
You get your rocks off by laying the smack down on kids. Got it.

Subjects you teach?

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