Fifth incantation ϟ [video]

[albuquerque]

[The video opens to a tired, very surly looking Professor Snape. He's lost weight since the last time he appeared on the network with an announcement addressed to the Travellers; his sallow face is thinner, the bags under his eyes are more pronounced, and he looks like he's aged a good few years. This city is truly starting to take a toll on him.

He's in his school office, at his desk. When he speaks, he's curt, churlish and absolutely no-nonsense.]

For those of you who are new to Asgard, or for those of you who failed to pay a modicum of attention to the previous announcements I made concerning the matter in which I'm about to address, my name is Professor Snape and I am the Headmaster of the Albus Dumbledore Academy, a school of education and tutelage, which I have established in Odin district.

The school is open for anyone eighteen years and under who wishes to pursue an education, be that in mathematics, literature, science, or any other number of subjects on offer.

Enrollment and attendance to my school is voluntary; however, should you so choose to undertake an education, allow me to make it very clear that I do not tolerate tardiness, disrespect, insolent behaviour or acts of misdemeanour. Any student who chooses to commit any such offences will be reprimanded severely. [Severus is looking straight at you, Mr. Stilinski.]

Of course, I am always in need of assistance with regards to the running and upkeep of the school, be that teachers, tutors or those who may be able to offer assistance in other ways. If you possess any useful skills that you feel would benefit the Albus Dumbledore Academy, I invite you to step forward and make yourself known.

Direct any queries or concerns to either myself or to my secretary, Miss Gallagher.

[Abrupt end of video feed.]

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[standsonhigh]

[Shhhh you love him.]

What? I'm making a genuine offer, I'd be a great asset. I bet I have vastly higher qualifications than you. I was top of my class at the academy.

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[albuquerque]

Do you serve no other purpose other than to be a useless degenerate?

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[standsonhigh]

Wellllllll, I make good eye candy? You can't tell me that isn't a valuable purpose. Of course, you'd know little about that kind of thing, would you?

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[albuquerque]

[Severus' nostrils flare with indignation at that ridiculous response.]

So, in other words: no.

text; snape is too easy ;; I almost feel bad

[standsonhigh]

What's not useful about being a walking work of art? It gets me things and people treat me nice. Maybe if you brushed your hair more, you might get it too? Or, you know, washed it.

Though you do have a sort of 'grungy' appeal? ... Have you considered forming a rock band?

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[liquidsky]

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[Good Master. Have a treat.]