asgardeventide | #005 [Video]

[Don't bother on wondering what's wrong with the bracelets today, travelers, because there's actually nothing wrong with them. The image is upside down because Jack is the one lying down like that, skinny legs resting on the back of the couch, his head almost touching the floor and making his hair spike in more directions than usual.

His question for the network sounds rather mundane and boring, especially for someone like Jack, but there's a grin on his face that shows there's more to it than it looks. Remember: never trust a prankster.]

Soooo. Pets are popular around here, right? Then tell me, what do you do when hair starts getting everywhere? [He pokes one of the cushions on the couch with his staff, and it's obvious he's exaggerating his story a little.] Extra points if it's rabbit fur you have tips for. Though I kinda doubt it because what I'm always seeing in the network is...

[His eyes widen.]

...dogs.

[And so does his grin. There's "mischief" written all over his expression. At times like this, Jack manages to look like the annoying teenager he died as.]

Geez, there's really have a huge amount of dogs around, isn't it? Do you guys think maybe I could borrow them from you? Rent them? Just for a day. It's for a little... experiment.

[Jack might just be vanishing very quickly off the screen, as if something very large has just grabbed him by his skinny ankles and hoisted him skywards. A gruff Aussie accent identifies the culprit of aforementioned Jacknabbing.]

NO! I don't want no bloody dingos running about the place. They're unhygienic. [And this has nothing to do with the fact he's petrified of them, nope.]

Hey! What are you-- [A snort.] Awww, it's our dear kangaroo jealous? Don't worry, Cottontail, your fur will forever be the only one in our--

[Jack can't finish because he's suddenly being shaken, and the feed ends... but not without showing a giant furry creature doing the shaking first.

Another normal day in the Guardians' home, yup.]

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[...should he really be getting involved in this?]

Well, technically we have two. Might have to ask Jade if you can borrow them though.

[Oh Draco, you foolish fool.]

We don't want any dogs here.

[...there's a rabbit.

There's a talking rabbit.

There's a talking Australian rabbit what the hell is this. It's not so much the fact that Bunny's there. Draco's seen enough odd things being a wizard. He's mostly just hung up on the accent so don't mind the brief moment of staring into the camera.]

We don't? Or you don't? There's quite a difference.

[Bunny's getting used to the staring by now. Don't ask him about shrimp on the barbie though, he won't forgive you.]

I've made an executive decision for all of us.

Any particular reason you're the authority on the subject? [Other than, you know, Bunny would be the one being chased by dogs. Minor detail.]

Because I'm the rabbit of the house. [Is he going to elaborate on that? Nope.]

...you know, just because you state the obvious doesn't mean it qualifies as an answer. [Draco. Draco just put down the bracelet and walk away.]

[Draco give up while you're ahead.]

It's a good answer as far as I'm concerned.

[That would require not being a dumbass.]

You might be the only one, mate. [Don't ask, don't ask, don't--] Are you actually a giant rabbit or is this thanks to Asgard?

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You aren't lending them your dogs, Malfoy.

Of course not, I'd be renting them out. [He rolls his eyes.] I didn't realize you were the authority of what I am and am not allowed to do with my pets. Thank you for the reminder.

You know exactly what the dogs would be for. Don't act like you're in third year again.

Don't be ridiculous. I didn't have dogs in third year.

You didn't need them. You had Crabbe and Goyle.

They were rather well-trained, weren't they?

I believe this isn't a matter of your concern though, is it?

I'm making it my concern, Malfoy.

Are you ever going to stay out of my business?

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...she already said no. [He may be pouting just a little bit now.] Both to borrowing the dogs and to her doing the chasing. Guess that's a cat exclusive activity.

...did you really ask her if she would chase the giant rabbit? [Really, Jack? Really?]

She almost went after Dirkitty, I don;t see what's so different this time.

As much as I would love to agree, I suppose I'd be a bad boyfriend if I enlisted her to actually terrorize a giant rabbit.

Also why are you living with a giant rabbit? Just out of curiosity.

The fact her boyfriend is almost agreeing is already pretty good, if you ask me. [He chuckles.] He's the Easter Rabbit and another traveler just like you, me and Santa. Friend from home, coworker if you wi--

[Give him a second, he's catching up with the other end of this conversation.]

--supposedly controls winter? [Offended Jack is offended.] Are you supposedly a wizard too?

Excellent, you can be my endorsement when I present that point to her. [And just like when he heard the name "Jack Frost", the Easter Rabbit and Santa don't exactly ring a bunch of bells.

That's not the focus though because an offended Jack is sort of hilarious to him.] At least I've some proof here that I'm a wizard at home. Where's the proof you're the winter spirit, Jack?

You can always count me in to present points to Jade. Just tell me with time so I make pop-corn.

[He rolls his eyes. It's amazing how Draco can go from winning many points to losing them in an instant.]

And what proof is that? A stick you can use to scratch your back? I'm still pretty resistant to cold, even if I can't deal with Antarctic temperatures I used to.

How much time do you need anyway?

[There's a pause.]

I never said it was proof I liked. It's just proof. But as you were.

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