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asgardeventide2014-03-03 10:54 pm
snowcrow) wrote in asgardeventide2014-03-03 10:54 pm
Video - Day 412
[Welcome to Jon's face. It's not a particularly happy face. In fact, it looks pretty sour at the moment. He really hates having to use the bracelet, but he has a very important announcement to make.]
This is a message to the gods that have stolen us and brought us here.
[He has no actual knowledge of who the gods are or if they even care about their charges, but as they seem to have more of a hand in the affairs of others than his own gods, he'll see if a direct approach works.]
During the... incident which had your blasted magic working ill against those you gave it to, my brother wound up losing his hand. Due to your ineptitude and this unwanted sorcery, he has a stump where a perfectly fine hand was before. What sort of gods give people powers they don't ask for? It's bad enough you've brought children here, but you seem not to care about the ill effects of your war on those that are hale enough here to fight it.
[The sour look is directed more intensely at the screen now.]
I insist you fix it. I've gone to your temples and asked for this, but as it's seemed to fall on deaf ears, perhaps you need it shouted in your face.
Fix my brother or you'll have me to deal with and Asgard's gods will join him in missing body parts.
[Caw caw, motherfucker.]
This is a message to the gods that have stolen us and brought us here.
[He has no actual knowledge of who the gods are or if they even care about their charges, but as they seem to have more of a hand in the affairs of others than his own gods, he'll see if a direct approach works.]
During the... incident which had your blasted magic working ill against those you gave it to, my brother wound up losing his hand. Due to your ineptitude and this unwanted sorcery, he has a stump where a perfectly fine hand was before. What sort of gods give people powers they don't ask for? It's bad enough you've brought children here, but you seem not to care about the ill effects of your war on those that are hale enough here to fight it.
[The sour look is directed more intensely at the screen now.]
I insist you fix it. I've gone to your temples and asked for this, but as it's seemed to fall on deaf ears, perhaps you need it shouted in your face.
Fix my brother or you'll have me to deal with and Asgard's gods will join him in missing body parts.
[Caw caw, motherfucker.]
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Yes?
[Play innocent. Totally playing innocent. He hadn't learned how to lock posts yet. Dammit.]
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[He's saying it in a tone that is brooking absolutely no argument, and has a warning underlining it as well: if you don't open up I will find a way to break this door down, so help me.]
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He got up and went to the door, opening it a crack and peeking out.]
What?
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[It's a simple enough sentence, but he figures Jon can get the gist of it. And if not--]
Did you have to put it up for everyone to see?
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He still doesn't open the door, but he shifts a little, eyes dropping down a bit out of... guilt? Maybe.]
I haven't sorted out how to make it be for the eyes of certain people only. How do you address the gods here if not out loud?
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Somehow, he doubts he'd have been reasonable.]
They use the network at times--not as often as we do, but often enough that you might be able to speak to them the same way you would speak to anyone else. [Might. He doesn't really talk to them, mostly because he doesn't trust them that much anyway. And because it would also be a little awkward if he talked with Thor.]
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[Jon would have holed himself up in his room and sulked and been just as bad as Robb. Because they were Starks.]
Then maybe one of them will see the message, since it was meant for them, and answer it. Then they can do their duty by you and make you whole again.
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Well. Most of them are. And right now, he figures they're probably not in the mood to do so.]
Aye, and the rest of Asgard will see too. And when I last checked, that included quite a few Westerosi as well.
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The Kingslayer isn't the only Lannister here. I'm sure you've heard Joffrey's here too--what do you think he'll do, once he hears? And there are Targaryens as well--Daenerys doesn't seem mad, but I can't say the same for her brother. [Who he's talked to more than once but let's keep that on the down-low yeah.] They'll see this, they'll know, and what do you think would happen?
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Aye, I'm well aware the royal prick's here. The only reason he's not been killed a handful of times yet is because of an... accord Jaime Lannister and I have come to. Daenerys is nothing to fear, though I have yet to meet her brother.
What do you think will happen, Robb? That they'll come at you here? I'd like to see them try. I'll be quite happy to dissuade them of that foolish notion. This is an attempt to fix what they broke, Robb. Not to throw you to the beasts.
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[Because really, he's dead, and not even just the once. When you've died more than once, you stop worrying about your own death so much.]
I'm worried about Sansa. Arya, Bran, Mother, even you. If they'll come after me, I can fend them off, [without much success] and I don't doubt that you can take care of yourself, but what about Sansa, Arya, Bran, my lady mother? What if you're injured as well, and someone takes advantage of that and what happened to me to come after them?
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