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[ A duck call. ]
[ An imitation of a doorbell. ]
[ A long gargling noise. ]
[ Short, intent hisses. ]
[ The clang of -- okay, where the hell did someone find a gong? ]
[ A slam! ]
[ That's a pretty spot-on goat bleat. ]
[ Some horrible strange yipping. ]

being vaguely sinister is boring. let's have some fun.
anonymously, what's the strangest sound that you can make?

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[ Okay, that's just impressive. ]

are you a wizard?! that's incredible

[ He cracks himself up. ]

Edited 2014-02-25 00:01 (UTC)

hell yeah im a wizard. a wizard of the sicknastiest science you ever seen dropped this side of yggdrasil or elsewhere. these beats are so fly i hope youre prepared for the distance your jaw is gonna drop from all that altitude

i'll need to sprout wings just to keep up

or grab a broomstick since those are all the rage. be hip and happening with the magically inclined

hips are highly overrated. better be a kneecap.

what no. if you want to talk overrated lets talk about the funny bone

there is nothing funny about that shit

right? you can't even take them to parties. totally kills the mood.

for real. its a misnomer if i ever heard one. even the schadenfreude gets dull pretty fast.

there are only so many times you can laugh before your bro decides to take revenge

schadenfreude, like motors, is a cycle

pretty deep anon dude. but i havent seen anyone flip over the handlebars of a schadencycle yet

i'm so deep that i'm finding dinosaurs. anyway i think that would count as metaphysical commentary if someone did.

yeah sure, its just a long ass metaphor for how you attach the freude in the first place

and since were getting metaphysical about this, clearly ghosts are responsible

alas none of the ghosts i've known have been very good at holding things together

hey i am like awesome at holding shit together

ok no im not. but i was never exactly a conventional ghost anyway so its not like it matters

i promise not to judge you your lacking adhesion. are you still a ghost? it's not usually a temporary thing is it

i thought it was pretty permanent but then i showed up here and was officially deghostified. suddenly walls were an obstacle. legs actually had to take me places

not that im complaining, even if i rocked the hell out of that ghost butt. you just kinda forget how much work legs actually are until you spend a few years floating everywhere and then suddenly bam

you get dropped back on your formerly mia limbs

i think i'd miss having legs. pants are pretty great. and have you ever sat down and just really looked at your knees? amazing.

did you have to die to become a ghost?

at the risk of making us sound like an even bigger pair of stoners, yeah. knees are a fucking incredible piece of biology

but ok wait do people not have to die to become ghosts where youre from. i thought death was a prerequisite at least 9 times out of 10

ghosts are echoes of the dead. spirits and non-beings are a bit different.

i see

well i wasnt dead yet but it was only a matter of time so i just went for it

very proactive. so you skipped the middleman entirely?

i guess thats one way of putting it. though i probably dont even count as a real ghost. the real ghosts chill out in the afterlife and have got legs

im like

a weird pseudo ghost

that's the problem with cutting corners. sometimes you slip up and snip out the ankles along with.

i'm glad you're not a real ghost though. it sounds a lot more boring.

yeah maybe

but being a fake ghost isnt all that exciting either

everyone's a little boring whether they're alive or not. ever heard a skeleton try to tell a story? they're awful.

what is exciting?

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