tonsofpun: (Before my time)
「ᴇʟʟɪᴇ ❛ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs❜.」 ([personal profile] tonsofpun) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-02-15 10:00 pm

Voice; 2

Okay, time to lighten the mood.

[Because after all this shit that's happened, she needs to smile. She needs something, anything, to take her mind off all of this and for a second, remember that being alive is good, and right.

And maybe to remember a simpler time.]


I've got this book of puns, right? Well, back in the day, it kinda used to be my thing. And I figure you guys could use this. Or groan, whatever.

Here goes.

A clown held the door open for me the other day.
I thought it was a nice jester.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Pffft.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

[That one actually makes her laugh out loud.]
proudofwhatiam: (please come back)

[personal profile] proudofwhatiam 2014-02-25 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose I'm lucky I haven't seen him in such a situation.

[There's a pause.]

But I'm glad that's the case.
proudofwhatiam: (serious business)

[personal profile] proudofwhatiam 2014-02-27 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I'm not the only one who's been lucky.

[She's quiet a moment or two, considering the question.]

I suppose so. He's a good man.