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[tonsofpun]

Okay, time to lighten the mood.

[Because after all this shit that's happened, she needs to smile. She needs something, anything, to take her mind off all of this and for a second, remember that being alive is good, and right.

And maybe to remember a simpler time.]

I've got this book of puns, right? Well, back in the day, it kinda used to be my thing. And I figure you guys could use this. Or groan, whatever.

Here goes.

A clown held the door open for me the other day.
I thought it was a nice jester.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Pffft.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

[That one actually makes her laugh out loud.]

Comments

voice;

[tonsofpun]

Oh, shit-

No, dude, that sounds amazing. D'you think we could try to find that movie somewhere? I mean, they have working stuff for that here-

voice;

[cons]

-- Do they have movies from our worlds? You don't don't even know how much I could go for a proper movie night.

voice;

[tonsofpun]

I dunno, but Ryan and I watched something about space sharks or something like that. Bad horror movies and all.

voice;

[cons]

Space sharks. [ not that Wichita really watches a lot of bad horror movies, or horror movies in general ( typical, that her life would become one ) but she repeats it like it might ring a bell ] I've got nothin'.

And Ghostbusters was actually pretty creepy, but it's more funny than anything else. Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd. Ah.

[ she pinches her fingers together and kisses them, like she's talking about a delicious pizza. mwah! ]

Comedic perfection.

voice;

[tonsofpun]

Okay, you've got me convinced. If we find Ghostbusters, you and me, movie night.

Deal?

voice;

[cons]

Deal.