tonsofpun: (Before my time)
「ᴇʟʟɪᴇ ❛ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs❜.」 ([personal profile] tonsofpun) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-02-15 10:00 pm

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Okay, time to lighten the mood.

[Because after all this shit that's happened, she needs to smile. She needs something, anything, to take her mind off all of this and for a second, remember that being alive is good, and right.

And maybe to remember a simpler time.]


I've got this book of puns, right? Well, back in the day, it kinda used to be my thing. And I figure you guys could use this. Or groan, whatever.

Here goes.

A clown held the door open for me the other day.
I thought it was a nice jester.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Pffft.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

[That one actually makes her laugh out loud.]
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[personal profile] hadbadays 2014-02-18 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Snorts. ]

Well. If we manage to beat the apocalypse, since that's the plan and all, I suppose you'll just have to pick a new day.
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[personal profile] hadbadays 2014-02-18 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you won't forget it. You know, if it's possible to remember.

[ Joking about death and destruction is the best way of coping! ]
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[personal profile] hadbadays 2014-02-19 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhm. How could anyone forget?
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[personal profile] hadbadays 2014-02-20 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be that.

This makes me wish I knew any puns.
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[personal profile] hadbadays 2014-02-22 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well ... I suppose, while I served in the army, there were a few people that would throw puns around sometimes. I haven't exactly memorised them, but ...

[ Just a moment. Thinking. ]

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase "fire at will."
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[personal profile] hadbadays 2014-02-23 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He snorts. ]

Sure.