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「ᴇʟʟɪᴇ ❛ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs❜.」 ([personal profile] tonsofpun) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-02-15 10:00 pm

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Okay, time to lighten the mood.

[Because after all this shit that's happened, she needs to smile. She needs something, anything, to take her mind off all of this and for a second, remember that being alive is good, and right.

And maybe to remember a simpler time.]


I've got this book of puns, right? Well, back in the day, it kinda used to be my thing. And I figure you guys could use this. Or groan, whatever.

Here goes.

A clown held the door open for me the other day.
I thought it was a nice jester.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Pffft.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

[That one actually makes her laugh out loud.]
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[personal profile] sufferably 2014-02-17 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure am.

Look, Ellie-- my job, back home, is to discover, isolate and cure all kinds of alien plagues and diseases. I'm actually trained to find cures to things that haven't been cured before.

And besides me, there're dozens of scientists and geniuses and doctors here. We'll be alright, you hear?
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[personal profile] sufferably 2014-02-18 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
( oh is this getting emotional. he was not expecting that. he clears his throat, tries his best to look businesslike and reassuring. )

Well, I don't know the specifics. I'm not gonna claim something's solved before it actually is.

But I've taken down a plague or two in my time. So keep your chin up, stay alert for it if you can.
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[personal profile] sufferably 2014-02-18 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
( he tuts, slightly, as he gets a look at the scar. it looks nasty enough, but scarring itself is something mccoy doesn't see too much of. he's able to heal most things without scars, when he has access to his medbay. )

So you think you might be the cure. Or have it in you.
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[personal profile] sufferably 2014-02-18 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. We'll see what we can do.

I work at the hospital in Sigyn. Or you can come by suite 102 in the same welcome hall. If you don't mind, I'll take a look at your arm and we'll go from there.
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[personal profile] sufferably 2014-02-18 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. I know Watson, at least. And I'll keep the others updated if we figure anything out.
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[personal profile] sufferably 2014-02-18 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, of course I am. You really think anyone who'd have a chance would say no to something like that? ( thus mccoy reveals his almost naive view of human nature. )
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[personal profile] sufferably 2014-02-20 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
That people are assholes? Not really.

But you'd hope than when push came to shove they'd at least be halfway decent.
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[personal profile] sufferably 2014-02-20 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Old men like me are supposed to say things like that. Not kids like you.
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[personal profile] sufferably 2014-02-21 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't go apologizing. Just... keep doing stuff like this. Be a kid.

Alright?
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[personal profile] sufferably 2014-02-22 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Good.

( his shoulders straighten instinctively at the salute; he doesn't return it, but there's something in his manner that suddenly says "military trained." or close to it. )

Take care, alright? And let me know if y'need anything else.