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asgardeventide2014-02-15 10:00 pm
tonsofpun) wrote in asgardeventide2014-02-15 10:00 pm
Entry tags:
- alice liddell,
- alice liddell (novel),
- bruce banner,
- clementine,
- ellie,
- evelyn carnahan,
- irving braxiatel,
- jack sparrow,
- jamie bennett,
- jim moriarty,
- john watson [bbc],
- kevin prentiss,
- leonard mccoy,
- maglor,
- marian hawke,
- sam evans,
- september,
- souji seta,
- the eleventh doctor,
- wichita,
- yosuke hanamura
Voice; 2
Okay, time to lighten the mood.
[Because after all this shit that's happened, she needs to smile. She needs something, anything, to take her mind off all of this and for a second, remember that being alive is good, and right.
And maybe to remember a simpler time.]
I've got this book of puns, right? Well, back in the day, it kinda used to be my thing. And I figure you guys could use this. Or groan, whatever.
Here goes.
A clown held the door open for me the other day.
I thought it was a nice jester.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Pffft.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
[That one actually makes her laugh out loud.]
[Because after all this shit that's happened, she needs to smile. She needs something, anything, to take her mind off all of this and for a second, remember that being alive is good, and right.
And maybe to remember a simpler time.]
I've got this book of puns, right? Well, back in the day, it kinda used to be my thing. And I figure you guys could use this. Or groan, whatever.
Here goes.
A clown held the door open for me the other day.
I thought it was a nice jester.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Pffft.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
[That one actually makes her laugh out loud.]
voice
Never mind that one. You know what a criminal's best asset is?
voice
[Buuuut can't remember how it goes.]
voice
voice
Oh shit, Booker. Nice.