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[failassassin]

[Turlough looks...well, slightly fidgety.]

I know this might be a stupid question. But what all do you give someone on Valentine's Day-either on your world or on Asgard? Dates are out of the question because of her...job, but I'd like to give her something anyway. I've had girlfriends before, but that was ages ago and we didn't really do Valentine's Day like you lot do it. [because whooo aliens!] And when I was on Earth, most of the time was spent in an English public school-not of my own choosing, mind you. [by the little scrunched up expression on his face, it's pretty obvious what Turlough thinks of English public school (it sucks.)]

So while I'm no stranger to the subject of love, I...sort of am to gifts. [it took him a lot of strength to admit that and now he's frowning a bit.] Any help would be appreciated.

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[sexyoldgirl]

Obviously. The question is who.

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[failassassin]

Oh no. I know how this works. I tell you who I'm interested in, and suddenly that poor soul has six Doctors, one TARDIS and at least two travel companions jumping down her throat. I'm not telling you her name.

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[sexyoldgirl]

Not even I swore to secrecy? I'm quite good at that, keeping secrets.

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[failassassin]

I just...[awkward pause because this IS the TARDIS and he likes her]

If-and this is a massive if-I put this conversation on a private filter and you swear not to tell the Doctors, I'll tell you.

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[sexyoldgirl]

[She makes a cross over her heart.]

I swear I won't tell the Doctors.

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[failassassin]

[there's a long pause, then Turlough admits,]

It's Freya. I know she's completely out of my league, but well...she's wonderful.

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[sexyoldgirl]

The goddess or have I missed another Freya?

[Not laughing at all.]

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[failassassin]

The goddess. [aaand now he's waiting for the TARDIS's opinion.]

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[sexyoldgirl]

Ah well, I wouldn't say she's out of your league but I do suspect there might be a problem when we lot go home. Not to mention that she'll live a great deal longer.

If you're going to have a chance with her, I suggest you also try to get along with her brother, Freyr. He's quite important to her. [She should know considering the TARDIS is in Freya's house.]

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[failassassin]

I haven't talked to Freyr that much...I suppose I'll have to change that.

Thanks for the advice, by the way.

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[sexyoldgirl]

I imagine you have enough gift ideas by now.

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[failassassin]

I'm practically swimming in them.