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[Turlough looks...well, slightly fidgety.]

I know this might be a stupid question. But what all do you give someone on Valentine's Day-either on your world or on Asgard? Dates are out of the question because of her...job, but I'd like to give her something anyway. I've had girlfriends before, but that was ages ago and we didn't really do Valentine's Day like you lot do it. [because whooo aliens!] And when I was on Earth, most of the time was spent in an English public school-not of my own choosing, mind you. [by the little scrunched up expression on his face, it's pretty obvious what Turlough thinks of English public school (it sucks.)]

So while I'm no stranger to the subject of love, I...sort of am to gifts. [it took him a lot of strength to admit that and now he's frowning a bit.] Any help would be appreciated.

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Turlough. Susan's my granddaughter. That is gross.

[ pause, think, OH SHIT, HE FUCKED THAT UP ]

Susans grandmother, then.

[ LITTLE BIT YES. ]

Have you really not been paying attention? Three of me here are or have been in relationships. I know I can woo women.

[ wait...three of him? ]

I know there's the Sixth and the Eighth, but which other one of you's been in a relationship?

Me! I've been in two!

[ He holds up two fingers and everything. ]

What?! But you're...you.

[ He's trying to be nice here Eleven, but let's be real: cosmic nine year old. ]

... Yes, and?

[ Tread carefully, Vislor Turlough. ]

And I'm sure that both of them were very lucky women.

[ see? he can be charming...kind of. ]

Yes! They were! So, see, I know about this stuff.

What would you recommend I get, then?

[ Sigh. ]

Flowers? And a card. That's the simplest thing, if you don't know her well.

I'm definitely getting her flowers, as well as a treat of some sort.

Know what kind of treat she'd like?

...something sweet?

[NO IDEA.]

[ Snort. It's fond. Really. ]

Chocolate, then. Almost everyone loves chocolate.

Ryan and I are planning to make some chocolate cake-that should work, shouldn't it?

I think that'll suffice, yes.

Then so far I've got cake, flowers, and a note. That should hopefully be good.

Yes. That'll do perfectly.

So any chance we will find out eventually? You secretive devil.

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After I send the gift, I'll tell you. Alright?

Oh, fine.

[ P o u t. ]

Thank you.

You're welcome.

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