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[failassassin]

[Turlough looks...well, slightly fidgety.]

I know this might be a stupid question. But what all do you give someone on Valentine's Day-either on your world or on Asgard? Dates are out of the question because of her...job, but I'd like to give her something anyway. I've had girlfriends before, but that was ages ago and we didn't really do Valentine's Day like you lot do it. [because whooo aliens!] And when I was on Earth, most of the time was spent in an English public school-not of my own choosing, mind you. [by the little scrunched up expression on his face, it's pretty obvious what Turlough thinks of English public school (it sucks.)]

So while I'm no stranger to the subject of love, I...sort of am to gifts. [it took him a lot of strength to admit that and now he's frowning a bit.] Any help would be appreciated.

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[grimmig]

Not that good with caring to.

[failassassin]

Pity. I could use a little advice on both right about now.

[grimmig]

For caring to woo I don't doubt there are hundreds of slathering dogs out there who'd be more than happy to help explain the ins and outs. As for the wooing itself, perhaps check in with the women. They'll know what they like.

[failassassin]

She's not your average woman, though. So...I suppose that's why I'll take any advice.

[grimmig]

Oh? What's she like.

[failassassin]

Kind, caring, beautiful...I'm sure she's exceedingly busy, and yet she took time out from her day to do something nice for us.

[grimmig]

You just quoted every useless sap the in the history of

well, the multiverse apparently. Kind caring and beautiful do not a unique lady make. Try again.

[failassassin]

You know, I have the strangest feeling that you're not going to be helpful. [saaaaarcasm]

[grimmig]

I did warn you.

[failassassin]

It makes you wonder, Incy: just how horrible was your love life?

[grimmig]

Oh, awful~

[failassassin]

You can't leave me hanging like that! Tell me more.

[grimmig]

I can leave you hanging all I like. All I had to do was spin the thread.

[failassassin]

Yet another spider metaphor. You're becoming predictable, Incy.

[grimmig]

Call it audience awareness.

[failassassin]

Or a limited repetoire.