Video - Day 398

[teenyoda]

[Hey, Asgard. Have a Stiles popping up on the screen, grinning a bit wider than usual.]

Okay, normally I'm not all cute kittens and cuddly fluffy things or talking baby talk to animals, because that's kind of dumb -- except when Rachel does it and then it's oddly endearing.

[He looks like he's actually trying to rationalize why that's a thing for a second, but it's only a second before he's back to paying attention to the screen again.]

Anyway, yeah, well, fluffy advocate or not, I figured there might be some people who'd find this amusing and maybe a little entertaining.

[The screen shifts, showing the center of what is Stiles' bedroom. There's a wolf cub sitting there, looking up at him with its little tail wagging. The screen shifts a little to show the bed, Hale sitting there looking up at him as well, giving a tiny chirp. After about three seconds, Stiles yells, "KAMIKAZEE!" and Hale screeches, jumping from the bed onto the cub -- who happens to be jumping for the dragon at the same time.

There's a tussle of fur and scales, wings flapping and yips, growls, chirps, and squawks sounding before the cub stands, pinning the dragon down by his wings and tipping her head up, giving a tiny little baby howl in victory before flopping down on top of her defeated foe.

A wing curled over the cub and they both just sort of cuddled up, little huffs and sounds leaving them like they were having some kind of private conversation.

The screen went back to Stiles.]

Okay, I'm secure in my masculinity and all that, but come on... how adorable was that?

Comments

[livedtwice]

Name one that isn't London.

[teenyoda]

I named two that weren't London. Wales. There. There's another one.

[livedtwice]

Wales.

Are you sure about that?

[teenyoda]

No.

Um...

Surrey? Oxford?

[livedtwice]

Both of those count. I grew up in Surrey.

[teenyoda]

See? Movies totally help.

[livedtwice]

Where did you learn about Surrey?

[teenyoda]

Uh...

Some movie about zombies? Probably?

[livedtwice]

Oh.

Right.

Well, it's a boring place.

[teenyoda]

Zombie boring?

[livedtwice]

Are zombies boring?

[teenyoda]

No, but it's possible you could become a zombie from being bored to death.

[livedtwice]

No, it was just unpleasant.

Also, I was positive zombies had to die first.

[teenyoda]

Yes. Death by boredom. Or you could have the rage zombies from 28 Days Later. That was a virus that you didn't have to die to get. And they were a lot faster than the shambling moaning zombies.

[livedtwice]

And Surrey would be the proper site for these not-dying zombies, is that it?

[teenyoda]

Maybe. Who knows? It all starts in England...

[livedtwice]

I'll be glad that I'm not from that England, then.

[Except that there are inferi.

Which he is not mentioning.]

[teenyoda]

Yet.

[He let the ominousness creep into the word, giving Harry a pointed look.]

[livedtwice]

Well, I'll let you know if wizards can't handle some zombies.

[teenyoda]

Maybe you won't be able to. It'll be too late. Then there'll be a bunch of wizard zombies out there with a taste for magical brains.

[livedtwice]

That's unlikely.

[teenyoda]

As unlikely as being kidnapped to another realm where a bunch of other people have been kidnapped to and having magic shoved up your ass? As unlikely as that?

[livedtwice]

... No, definitely a different kind of unlikely.

And I had magic in the first place.

[teenyoda]

You did, but now you don't. You have something else now. They changed us, man. Because other people are different too and now we're all like them.

Maybe we're pod people.

[livedtwice]

That is ... a very strange conclusion to eventually reach.