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[dyingisnotdead]

Whatever you do, don't give Joffrey Baratheon a sword or a gun.

It will end up bad for everyone.

And maybe a few of your pets.


[Because well, if the other Tyrells aren't here, Loras is just going to have to continue their work for them. Which includes trying to minimize the idiot's damage.]

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[dragonspeak]

So you know of him. [Rather intimately, it sounds like, too.] What has he done?

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[dyingisnotdead]

He was married to my sister, for a short period of time.

[Loras lets out a breath.]

Had a girl beaten for fun. His little brother Tommen claims he slaughtered his kittens.

He also has no skill with a sword. He may just injure himself, if he gained one.

video. YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT

[frothing]

Em... why is that?

video. I DID. I WAS SO EXCITED THEN SO CONFUSED

[dyingisnotdead]

Because he's been known to slaughter kittens? And can't fight?

And has been known to like to see women beaten?

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[kingnephew]

[Oh Fili's getting good with this bracelet thing. Also, hello roommate !]

I will not give him anything, be reassured. He doesn't have a very... trustworthy face.

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[dyingisnotdead]

[Loras chuckles.]

He's a brat of a child. Luckily enough, he's quite dead at home. He doesn't know that yet.

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[granddevil]

Now I'm curious.

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[dyingisnotdead]

I'm sure you are.

[But you aren't asking a question so he isn't answering unless there are direct ones.]

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[tinypink_crane]

Okay, I don't have my dog with me-I don't even have a sword-but if I did have one I'll make sure not to give him any.

...What's this Joffrey look like, so I know who to avoid?

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[dyingisnotdead]

Well, he just posted to the network, not long ago.

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[pratentious]

[ Keeping this private because, well. He's already offered the boy his counsel. It may yet come useful to preserve that tenuous alliance. ]

Sir Loras. What can you tell me of him?

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[dyingisnotdead]

He is a brat, bully of a King. Manipulated by his mother, indulged and allowed to do whatever he wants...he is a horrible creature. He shamed and beat a girl for her father's crimes. He also had her father killed, after apparently saying he wouldn't do such a thing.

[Loras sighs.]

He also sliced open kittens that his younger brother owned.

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[larps]

I wouldn't give him any rope either, because he's hanging himself with that attitude.

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[dyingisnotdead]

Oh no, I think he can have all the rope he wants.

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[bythewaves]

[ hello teammate! Have a raised eyebrow ]

He does not seem like the sort to use such things wisely, I agree. [ although he still does not know how these gun things work ] Yet, it seems that there is deeper meaning to this. [ he means, you seem like an honorable man, and that you sound like you despise this guy and that makes him twitch slightly ]

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[dyingisnotdead]

There is--I suppose he has a right to live freely enough here. But in his own world, he was a tyrant, bully of a king. I am not fond of him, to say the least.

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[infomodder]

He kicked my dog.

[That's it, that is his entire contribution.]

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[dyingisnotdead]

And I am not surprised. Be lucky he did not try to gut it.

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[allpurposescarf]

Ah. You know him, then.

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[dyingisnotdead]

He was married to my sister.

[For a very short period of time.]

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[gayagenda]

Yeah, I'm fairly certain this is why this whole stupid war thing is a waste of time. Dangerous people are brought in, and one day, someone like this is going to use that against the rest of us.

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[dyingisnotdead]

It isn't like this was my choice. If I had my choice, I certainly wouldn't have brought him in, of all people.

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[chinsup]

My goodness, no one from your universe seems to be able to act properly when it comes to direction.

[Jeez, can't you guys tell this to each other's faces, wtf is wrong with you people, did your handlers teach you nothing.]

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[dyingisnotdead]

What do you mean?

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[in_loveless_memory]

What do you mean?

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[dyingisnotdead]

Do I really need to be more specific?

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[madcuriosity]

Oh dear! [She's frowning on the other side, though he can't see it.] But he said he wished to protect the people.

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[dyingisnotdead]

he's never protected a soul in his life.

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[uncledaddy]

We both know my dear nephew incapable of figuring out where to put his sword, if your lady sister's remarriage is any indication. What's the harm of letting the fool get one? He'll be knocked on his ass for it soon enough; we both saw Alfheim, these people are far from defenseless, and he holds no royal privilege here.

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[dyingisnotdead]

[Loras has heard rumors he isn't your nephew, but he isn't going to condescend to mention those.]

And I contend that he is a willful, brattish boy, who with a sword and his abilities could still do an unsuspecting person damage. I have a duty as a knight to ensure people are protected.

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[teenyoda]

What pets? He got a thing against dragons?

[As a pet owner now, this was pertinent to Stiles.]

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[dyingisnotdead]

He probably would want a dragon for his own. And if you didn't give it to him, he'd try to have you murdered.

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[seventyfirst]

Hey, if the kid wants a sword give him a sword.

What about that crown of his?

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[dyingisnotdead]

So he can harm others? I think not.

And yes, he was king.

[becauseichooseto]

[Irving's with Effie on this one.] You realise he's going to get a weapon, rather sooner than later. Perhaps even more because you've taken the time to warn us about it. If for no other reason than they would think it funny.

[dyingisnotdead]

Then I'll take care of him appropriately.

[emulation]

What's his damage?

[dyingisnotdead]

Everything.

A little boy who dislikes being told no.

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[standsonhigh]

What if it's just really funny to give him one?

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[dyingisnotdead]

[Loras makes a face.]

I don't see the humor in it.

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[madeforwalking]

Another bully who attacks those who cannot even talk back? We were in dire need of those, how did you know.

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[dyingisnotdead]

Luckily without his little lackies, he won't be able to do as much damage, I suppose.

[fire_punk]

What about a nerf gun? I could probably beat him at a nerf war. [Even if he hasn't played with anything like since Dad died.]

[dyingisnotdead]

...what is a 'nerf' gun?

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[espouses]

What in the name of the Maker is a gun?

If he's going to harm pets then yes, a sword should be kept from him. Animals shouldn't be punished for other people's insanity.

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[dyingisnotdead]

It's a thing that shoots metal at high speeds. A...strange sort of crossbow, if you will.

I agree. What makes it worse, it was his brother's animals.

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[redhourglass]

the kid?

seemed like sort of a brat, but nothing to be afraid of. am i wrong?

[dyingisnotdead]

I suppose he doesn't have any power here, but he is not one that I would just write off.