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[bratking]

It would seem that a majority of you have no idea how to properly address a King. I'm not sure if you were all raised in the wilds or if you're just willfully ignorant, but the correct way to refer to me is as Your Grace.

[He's still wearing his crown, even if almost no one here has actually cared about it so far. He's not going to stop dressing like a king just because people aren't treating him like one.]

Now that that's out of the way, I have a request: Could anyone tell me where I could obtain a sword? And a...'gun', it was called. I'm afraid I won't be of much help in the war effort without them.

[As if that's his primary reason for requesting these, but he'll pretend it is.]

Any aid provided will be rewarded in time. I don't forget my allies.

Comments

[teenyoda]

Yeah... no. You don't even remember being here when you go back, so...

[bratking]

We don't even get to keep our memories? [He hates this place more and more with every passing second.]

[teenyoda]

Nope. You're wiped clean and sent back without a clue. And bonus points are that sometimes you get brought back here and you don't even remember being here those other times.

[bratking]

This is...the most poorly organized kingdom I have ever seen.

[teenyoda]

Hey, the line for bitching about the crappiness of how things run forms to the left, buddy.

[bratking]

Everyone's unhappy and no one's been able to do anything about it?

[teenyoda]

Hey, it's not like people haven't tried. But the freaking gods here can like... do things. Like... turn you into a fox things.

[bratking]

So they just do whatever ridiculous thing they like to us when they feel like it?

[Sounds a lot like Joffrey himself. Except, well, instead of turning people into foxes he decapitates them. But let's see if he shows some self awareness...]

That's horrible.

[Nope.]

[teenyoda]

Yeah, well, get used to it. And I'd advise not doing anything to piss them off. They can get real creative with their little curses. You can wind up married to your best friend or wake up with chicken hands.

[Only one of those had happened to him, Joffrey. Guess which one.]