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[couldfindapen]

Alright, I was probably being a little too hopeful that the weather would warm up any, but now that I've stopped deluding myself and probably come down with hypothermia, who knows a good place to get a cheap coat. Or if that's impossible, who's willing to light me on fire so I can thaw a bit?

[That last part's probably a joke. Probably.]

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[pushesgently]

["Dead," he'd say, but under the circumstances that would be in poor taste.]

I don't know, I can think of a reason or two. Discretion, for instance.