[video]

[nukeoleptic]

I literally just slept for like a week.

[ Jade's voice is a little hoarse, her hair wet from a shower, and she still seems vaguely sleepy. ]

Did I miss anything exciting? Any more giant attacks? -- how is everyone, anyway? Yes, hi, even people I don't know yet, how are you doing?

[ FILTERED TO ROXY: ]

Hey! I met Callie! At home, I mean.

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[Video] YES SHE DOES

[nukeoleptic]

[ Jade twitches them, pleased. ]

Ehehe! Thank you. Lots of people think they're weird.

[Video] oh good

[chinsup]

I think they're beautiful.

[Though, really, as Effie has gold eyeshadow and matching lipstick on, it's not really that far-fetched to think that she has a pretty high bar to beat for 'weird'.]

What type of dog? They look like they can move on their own accord -- your surgeon must be a genius.

[Video]

[nukeoleptic]

[ ... well, at least this is better than her conversation with Thor -- she's grateful that Effie isn't accusing one of her parents of sleeping with a dog. :| ]

Oh, um! No surgeon. They're natural.

[Video]

[chinsup]

Natural?

[How on Earth do you manage that?]

[Video]

[nukeoleptic]

Well... sort of magical, too. In a way.

[Video]

[chinsup]

How can something be both natural and magical?

They can't possibly coexist without catastrophic results, can they?