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[nukeoleptic]

the weather has finally stopped sucking and these sweaters are hilarious, omg
i am so glad it is actually snowing again. my birthday is in winter! i want it to feel like winter
also, i found my dog <3 for anyone who was curious

but hi, hello asgard, if we have never met, my name is jade harley!
it is nice to meet all of you, especially if you are new

so since we are apparently between fights and wars and battles and half the city dying or being under siege, i am going to offer some helpful information for people who are not used to using computers or technology like the bracelets:

:) :( >_> =D B)

these are all smiley faces! also known as emoticons
see? if you turn your face to the side, they make little faces
they are super useful for communicating tone when you stick to text!

:) is a smile, B) is a smile.... with sunglasses! >_> is shifty eyes, :( is a frown.... see??

<3 is a heart (not a butt, thank you pyro ._.), \o/ is a happy person flinging their arms out... when i first got here, someone taught me a bunch like these, too: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ RRGHH!! he is so made he is flipping a table in rage!! >:O

there are like a million of these
this has just been a psa!! :P

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[fourteenthlight]

(* >ω<)

[nukeoleptic]

＼（＾▽＾）／

[iin2ufferable]

you 2hould tell them that the real triick two under2standiing emote2 ii2
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) takiing them at face value

[nukeoleptic]

omfg look at his little glasses D:

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[samantha_grey]

[This was weird. On the one hand, she'd talked to Jade less than a week ago. They were neighbors. She'd gabbed about terrible boyfriends in the past with her, and her inextricably strange taste in assholes.

On the other, it had been more than a year. Her father was dead. Her mother was at piece. Some gray-scaled bitch and her cohorts were wrecking havoc somewhere. The lord only knew what idiocy Alexandra had gotten into after escaping. The girl was on a constant head trip about the space time continuum these days. And she hadn't remembered any of them through the last year and change...

It was like being nostalgic about someone you knew in grade-school and amused at a friend all at once. It gave her a serious headache.]

I missed you, even when I didn't know that I did. You're a ray of sunshine that refuses to go dark in the middle of the bowels of hell. Anyone ever tell you that?

[yeah... she knows that sounds weird. She doesn't really care.]

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[nukeoleptic]

that is a really, really odd compliment, samantha
did you go home?

[dishonouring]

Why?

[nukeoleptic]

ahem
"they are super useful for communicating tone when you stick to text!"
:P

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[burn_all_the_babies]

yo yo yo yo yo sisermister hey ya missed out 2two of the most importnant shit about emoticons text and shizzle!

yas missed out how to change the fontage. this real fineass babe showed me how to colour it all pink. also yas misseed out the best thing EVA! bunnies!

bunniesbunniesbunnies

( Y )
( ._. )
c(")(") this one let a lil toot out of its cutie ba-dootie

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") an this one is all oh shit son you got a dead skag in your junk trunk booyah?

[nukeoleptic]

omg
a fineass babe who taught you to type in pink??
you met roxy, didnt you? BD

[madeforwalking]

good thing that manners are for plebeians only, right )

...don't you think that something is wrong with this whole thing?

[nukeoleptic]

i am very very sorry, but you are going to have to clarify what you mean by 'this whole thing'!

[text]

[floridus]

but doesnt it hurt to have to turn your head to see it properly?

[text]

[nukeoleptic]

you dont actually have to turn your head!
you just have to use a little imagination

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[cyan_maid]

Your birthday is in the winter?
Happy Birthday!
And gosh, those are all really cute, but I think I'll stick with a tried and true little text face.
:B

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[nukeoleptic]

yes!!
and yours and johns are both in the spring, right?
ehehehe :B
i like that

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[feathery]

what do you mean the weather stopped sucking
more like the total opposite
its chillier than an unfrosted lofaf and not even these fucking abominable sweaters can make up for it
like dont get me wrong theyre amazing
but i wouldnt mind the return of hundred degree weather

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[nukeoleptic]

i like snow!
i mean, i will probably get sick of it pretty fast :P
but it was toooo hot before

[Text]

[comeonthensexy]

You can add bowties to them too!

:)8

[Text]

[nukeoleptic]

oh my god :o that is adorable
:)& his bowtie is a little crooked :/

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[subecho]

Biut tyhedse buyttpons arte tpoo small fopr use


[ No, Thor. You're just extra-large. ]

voice

[nukeoleptic]

[ She switches the feed over to voice, snorting a laugh before she can help it. ]

You don't have to use them if they're too much trouble.

private text.

[flightofdeath]

Do you know of any to indicate torture? The more detailed, the better.

private text.

[nukeoleptic]

nope
only dancing ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ

voice.

[tumbler]

Which is the face best used for expressing suspicion, hm?

text.

[nukeoleptic]

probably... >_>
that is what i use at least!

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[palebee]

Miss Harley,

It's a pleasure to meet you, and I can only wish you the best for your birthday! The current date here may be nebulous, but it was very well into winter in the world that I arrived from. If you are able to find a time and a means by which to celebrate, I daresay that no one would hold it against you.

:)

These are very clever, have you invented any yourself?


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(╯°□°）╯[===]

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[nukeoleptic]

oh, i dont think anyone would hold it against me!!
but i also think that celebrating is maybe a little silly considering everything that has gone on recently >>;
and i havent created any yet!

--!!!
your name is showing up on the bracelet as.... albus dumbledore?? is that right??

[diangelo]

ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ

... no, these things are dumb. They don't even look like real faces.

[ he's still going to use them though. ]

[nukeoleptic]

shhhh, they are not dumb
they are hilarious! ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ

sorry rofl computer had a fit (text)

[gallifreyfalls]

Why is this even a thing? :|

text - it's fine!!

[nukeoleptic]

like i said... to convey tone! :P
its hard sometimes to figure out what someone means without any sort of vocal inflection to rely on

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[usurpers]

[ um jade what ]

HOW IS THAT HELPFUL

[ huff future people ]

TEXT

[nukeoleptic]

[ has anyone ever told you you type like karkat ]

omg, people keep asking that
like i said... its for conveying tone!!
its really hard to figure out how a message is supposed to come across without vocal inflection sometimes

text.

[brainiest]

Is there an 'emote' for when some is being so stupid it's almost ridiculous?

text.

[nukeoleptic]

yes!
you.... (ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ彡( \o°o)\ FLIP THEM instead of the table!!

text;

[pupafan]

}:O
wHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY, eXACTLY?

text;

[nukeoleptic]

back on earth?? right at the beginning of winter
the dates dont translate exactly to asgards calendar, though :(

[trust_us]

...These are kind of cute. :)

[Petra is literally going to be like the mom who just learned how to text with these now. Thank you, Jade.]

[nukeoleptic]

arent they great??? <3
maybe they are sort of childish, but i like them a lot

text.

[heorot]

jade
jade
jade
jade look at this you'll appreciate it most
I figured out how to make a dog!
V●ᴥ●V

text.

[nukeoleptic]

james!!!
that is me :D
that is the best emote

private text

[liquidsky]

[He has been said to have a brilliant mind and his father is well known for speaking and understanding so many languages only Dumbledore can outdo him in the area, so clearly once Barty sets his mind to smileys, he's going to be inspired.

Or something.]

<~8) Harry Potter
<~8( Harry Potter on a bad day

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[nukeoleptic]

is he wearing a hat?? :3

voice, as old fashioned elf hasn't worked out text yet

[bythewaves]

My thanks, Milady Jade, I will have to keep these in mind [ you mortals are so strange ]

voice, poor old fashioned elf

[nukeoleptic]

[ Oh, no, Jade can't help it: she sounds a little charmed. ]

Just 'Jade' is okay! But you're very welcome.

[izanyagi]

[Oh he loves using these.]

Thank you for letting me use the Highwind as a meeting place for me and my friends, Jade-kun.

(=ↀωↀ=)✧



[nukeoleptic]

you are very very welcome! (★^O^★) i like having people there

[2cool4guardian]

[Jack isn't the biggest fan of texts, but he can't let this opportunity pass.]


❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅
so you're a winter born girl
nice
happy birthday
❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅❅

[nukeoleptic]

omg jack did you just send me an e-card with the bracelet???
(that is so cute!!)