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[nukeoleptic]

the weather has finally stopped sucking and these sweaters are hilarious, omg
i am so glad it is actually snowing again. my birthday is in winter! i want it to feel like winter
also, i found my dog <3 for anyone who was curious

but hi, hello asgard, if we have never met, my name is jade harley!
it is nice to meet all of you, especially if you are new

so since we are apparently between fights and wars and battles and half the city dying or being under siege, i am going to offer some helpful information for people who are not used to using computers or technology like the bracelets:

:) :( >_> =D B)

these are all smiley faces! also known as emoticons
see? if you turn your face to the side, they make little faces
they are super useful for communicating tone when you stick to text!

:) is a smile, B) is a smile.... with sunglasses! >_> is shifty eyes, :( is a frown.... see??

<3 is a heart (not a butt, thank you pyro ._.), \o/ is a happy person flinging their arms out... when i first got here, someone taught me a bunch like these, too: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ RRGHH!! he is so made he is flipping a table in rage!! >:O

there are like a million of these
this has just been a psa!! :P

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[fourteenthlight]

(* >ω<)

[iin2ufferable]

you 2hould tell them that the real triick two under2standiing emote2 ii2
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) takiing them at face value

[nukeoleptic]

＼（＾▽＾）／

[fourteenthlight]

☆*✲ﾟ*｡(((´♡‿♡`+)))｡*ﾟ✲*☆

[nukeoleptic]

omfg look at his little glasses D:

[nukeoleptic]

that is the most adorable thing i have seen all day BD

[fourteenthlight]

(♡◠‿◠) there's lots of cute emoji!

[iin2ufferable]

damn iit jd
ii 2et up that awe2ome pun
and all you care about are the gla22e2?
you need two check your priioriitiie2.

[nukeoleptic]

i only know a few!!
you should teach me more c:

[nukeoleptic]

okay pffftahaha the pun was excellent, you were right
but come on!!!
those glasses :O

[fourteenthlight]

okay!
((┌|o^▽^o|┘))♪

[nukeoleptic]

ahaha is it dancing!! <3
also hi, by the way! i dont think we have met

[iin2ufferable]

yeah they're kiind of cool ii gue22

[fourteenthlight]

he is! he can sing too.
(*＾▽＾)／ nice to meet you. you can call me acchan.

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[samantha_grey]

[This was weird. On the one hand, she'd talked to Jade less than a week ago. They were neighbors. She'd gabbed about terrible boyfriends in the past with her, and her inextricably strange taste in assholes.

On the other, it had been more than a year. Her father was dead. Her mother was at piece. Some gray-scaled bitch and her cohorts were wrecking havoc somewhere. The lord only knew what idiocy Alexandra had gotten into after escaping. The girl was on a constant head trip about the space time continuum these days. And she hadn't remembered any of them through the last year and change...

It was like being nostalgic about someone you knew in grade-school and amused at a friend all at once. It gave her a serious headache.]

I missed you, even when I didn't know that I did. You're a ray of sunshine that refuses to go dark in the middle of the bowels of hell. Anyone ever tell you that?

[yeah... she knows that sounds weird. She doesn't really care.]

[nukeoleptic]

yessss
♬♪♫ ヾ(*・。・)ﾉ ♬♪♫
i seriously cannot handle how adorable these are
why did i never use them at home

[nukeoleptic]

(ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ♪
it is nice to meet you acchan!!
are you new here?

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[nukeoleptic]

that is a really, really odd compliment, samantha
did you go home?

[fourteenthlight]

｡^‿^｡ yes
what's your name?

[iin2ufferable]

ii don't know ii never u2ed them eiither ヽ（´ー｀）┌
they're kiind of a paiin iin the a22 two wriite out.
plu2 iit'2 kiind of dumb.

[nukeoleptic]

jade harley!!
i have been here for ages

[nukeoleptic]

doing the colors is a pain in the butt, too
it is so much easier on an actual computer >:(

[fourteenthlight]

（ｏ。ｏ；）
how long is that?

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[samantha_grey]

[Yeah, she's going to be a little weird for a bit. The Muspelheim trip would help.]

Yeah, but I'm an odd girl, Jade. Finally gave up on trying to be normal, honestly.

Dreamed it. There's still runes all over my back, and I can feel one of them suppressing my body a little. It's irritating, like my spine itches. Apparently everything didn't blow up. It just almost blew up.

[iin2ufferable]

yeah but that'2 diifferent.
iif the2e 2tupiid thiing2 had trolliian or if you could at lea2t program them then iit wouldn't be a paiin.