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[asofwar]

[By some miracle of being better prepared for nonsense because she just took a trip to the land of nonsense not two hours ago poking at buttons incessantly and almost breaking her watch before spotting someone in the hallways operating it and copying them nature, Sif has managed to turn on the recording. But 75% of the population might regret it, when they're treated to the angriest look ever.] Loki.

[You know how some people can communicate with one word things like I was gone for two hours, and you left Asgard go to the dumps, what the hell is wrong with you? Yes.] Am I to believe that in the blink of an eye you have brought so much destruction onto Asgard that we are forced to not only ask for reinforcements, but force them? What trick is this?

Show yourself, and face the consequences of your choices, as a good King would. [There is a pause.] Or is this to be my punishment... [Let's talk about traitors to the Throne, shall we? Aha mhm. Nope.] If this is the result of your reign, then all the fewer reasons to regret my choice.

[One more pause. Hold on. Wait for it. Wait. For. I-] That note was stupid.

[ooc; AND hello.]

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[video]

[sassgardian]

[There are a million things he could say, wrought with just as many contradictions. So instead:]

Good afternoon to you too, Sif.

[Taking things seriously, who does that?]

[video]

[asofwar]

Good, Fandral - [Before you can swoon over good and Fandral coming out of her mouth-] Did you get lost?

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[applegoddess]

Uh... Hey there...

[Gaia will try to be cautious about this.]

You probably come from another Asgard, I've met some other gods here who aren't from this crappy Asgard. So I don't think you're talking to the same gods you know back home. Unless they're also here.

{ video } oh my FUCKING god it's gaia

[asofwar]

There has only ever been one Asgard.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Er-- I don't know if all this was actually Loki's fault.

[asofwar]

And how well do you know him to say that?

[video]

[dragonconqueror]

Uh, m'lady? Surprising as it is to say, I don't think any of this is Loki's fault.

[Even if part of him does agree that the note was stupid.]

[video]

[asofwar]

Yes, I can see many people here believe him ever so innocent.

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[alternia_strength]

You are extremely loud, human. What precisely are you flapping your mandibles about? We have ample enough potentates to count in this place, and matters are far from impossible to handle as it stands. We will rebuild.

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[asofwar]

[Excuse-]

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[gayagenda]

[Wow, this woman is ... gorgeous.

Angry and speaks kind of strangely and whatever, but hot? Yeah, there's a bit of that, too.

And, okay, she's gone like, a while without hitting on someone. Why not?]

Look, I can't help you with any of that, except that these gods and their stupid natives are, well—stupid.

[She pauses.]

But I can help you relax. If you're interested. You seem kind of ... tightly wound.

video. this made my morning

[asofwar]

[First reaction: offense.]

These gods as you call them are Aesir. As am I.

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[companioning]

I am sorry to say that this is no trick.

We've all been brought here to help with... things. You are not alone.

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[asofwar]

I seem to be, in believing this is not real.

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[subecho]

[ Wait. Waaaaaaait. He knows that aura of sheer battoru condescension. Can it be -- ]

...Sif?

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[subecho]

[ Oh so shouted, because what do you mean you don't need to over the communicators. ]


SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII -

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

I expect the Loki you're looking for isn't here. Unless I've missed him.

[ These are not the droids you're looking for. ]

[Video]

[asofwar]

Then who drew the thing?

[Video]

[pmsgargoyle]

I'm quite sure Loki is perhaps to blame, but not the one you know.

[Video]

[asofwar]

I was beginning to think everyone here was making excuses for him.

[becauseichooseto]

Well, I trust you've been updated? [Because, you know, she's pretty and able to snap him in two, so obviously he wants to meet her, but the latter means he's not eager to do the actual updating. Still, he's quite wary and sympathetic.

[asofwar]

In as much as it is possible for now.

[ video ]

[shesearches]

[ Oh hey, there's a face she kind of knows on the videos. That, more than anything else, is why Jane responds, even though she's kind of late to explain what the hell's going on by the time she sees it. Because any scrap of familiarity is worth clinging to familiar faces can't hurt, right? ]

Hi! Uh. Sif, right? [ She may not have it with her, but everything she remembers about the Asgardians who came through is written down in a notebook back home, or there's a good chance she wouldn't remember that this much later. But it's not that long ago that she looked at those notes. ] I guess everyone else has mentioned the... probably not your world's Loki's fault part. Uh. Are you okay? Have you found your house?

[ video ]

[asofwar]

Yes. [Squints a little, then - ah, recognition. It's the mortal woman she just witnessed Thor playing tonsil hockey with a little ago. So...awkward.

And quickly moving on.] It would be easier to accept, perhaps, if it were. I seem to be in a place deemed Heimdall's house, though I have never known him to have one.

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[recorders]

It's not entirely fair to pin all the blame on him. Or— a version of him. Your version of him. They might be completely different.

[ ...Are completely different, you know, multiple universes, tricky things like their existence here. ]

It's no trick, I'm afraid. We are all forced here to— be the reinforcements to Loki and the rest. [ Of the gods, but that one...is supposed to be a given for. Hopefully. ]

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[asofwar]

He hardly plays fair himself.

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[chronologistics]

i told that guy
i said no man dont do whatever youre gonna do
so not cool
and then he laughed maniacally and i guess you can parse together what happened after that

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[asofwar]

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[redhourglass]

Wrong Asgard.

[ hey, don't worry. it's exactly what natasha had thought when she arrived and found herself in loki house, ugh how awful. she didn't recognize this woman, though her picture had been in the SHIELD files, but she wasn't using the anonymous feature so it was easy. sif. hm. must be one of thor's friends. ]

Wrong Loki, too, if we're being technical. Though I fully agree with you about the other one.

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[asofwar]

[natasha how could u go to there. how could u.]

And how would you know to agree?

[spiritshifts]

I understood a man called Odin to be king here. Was I mistaken?

[asofwar]

Odin is the Allfather in all Asgards, yes.

[Video]

[izanyagi]

[Okay sooo while he's not sure about the whole issue with Loki, mentioning other Asgard could mean she's from the same world as Fandral and Thor. He mentally files that info away for later. If anything, she seems to have the -ahem- social graces of what he's seen so far.]

It's not the same Asgard as your world. [He speaks quite clearly.]I can try to explain, if you want.

I'm Souji Seta. Nice to meet you.

[He'll obtain her name and go from there. No use confusing her even further by mentioning Thor or Fandral if she doesn't know them.]

[Video]

[asofwar]

Yes - I have learnt so from everyone else. [But little guy can still explain. Kids like story time right? Telling the story?

Anywhoozle.] You may call me Lady Sif.

[TEXT]

[timaeus_testified]

I always assumed the note was meant to be stupid.
Technically, there's a total of three Lokis here.
Two belong to this realm with the suggestion there might be even more than that.
I'm sure you're so happy, you're full of boundless love that will reach the far corners of the universe about that.
Just in case, that was sarcasm but the knowledge is legitimate.
If you have any questions the others have yet to answer, I can fill in what I know about what's going down.

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[asofwar]

[NO. Fuck text, she's not smashing fingers against small buttons again.]

My boundles love just reached the corners of the universe and melted it down. Three.

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[badwolf]

I think I might actually have preferred Loki to be King instead of ... what it actually is.

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[asofwar]

Why?

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[bornarebel]

Not to rain on your anger parade here but pretty sure you're not in the Asgard you know....

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[asofwar]

Worry not, plenty others have rained.

[audio]

[dicey]

Wait.

That Loki guy helped fuck this place up? The god one with the stupid shitty info guide, not the kid one.

[she doesn't know about Loki #3 yet]

[audio]

[asofwar]

There is yet another, it seems.