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[asofwar]

[By some miracle of being better prepared for nonsense because she just took a trip to the land of nonsense not two hours ago poking at buttons incessantly and almost breaking her watch before spotting someone in the hallways operating it and copying them nature, Sif has managed to turn on the recording. But 75% of the population might regret it, when they're treated to the angriest look ever.] Loki.

[You know how some people can communicate with one word things like I was gone for two hours, and you left Asgard go to the dumps, what the hell is wrong with you? Yes.] Am I to believe that in the blink of an eye you have brought so much destruction onto Asgard that we are forced to not only ask for reinforcements, but force them? What trick is this?

Show yourself, and face the consequences of your choices, as a good King would. [There is a pause.] Or is this to be my punishment... [Let's talk about traitors to the Throne, shall we? Aha mhm. Nope.] If this is the result of your reign, then all the fewer reasons to regret my choice.

[One more pause. Hold on. Wait for it. Wait. For. I-] That note was stupid.

[ooc; AND hello.]

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[asofwar]

Or numbers.

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[dicey]

Or that! Which one gets to be number one?

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[asofwar]

Perhaps we should let them fight over that. Problem solved.

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[dicey]

That would be pretty funny.

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[asofwar]

One strategy to keep in mind.

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[dicey]

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So are you a god too?

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[asofwar]

I am of Asgard - not of this one.

[What's she expected to do with four colons and a pee?]

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[dicey]

Are you a god of the other Asgard?

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[asofwar]

I am - a shieldmaiden. And a lady. [Pause.]

The mortals of Midgard called us gods, once.

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[dicey]

Well, yeah. I can tell you're a lady. You don't sound sound like a guy.

Does that mean you are god?

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[asofwar]

To a handful of people, yes.

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[dicey]

Oh, man. That is so cool. Even if they were wrong. Were they?

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[asofwar]

It depends. We live longer, heal faster, and are stronger than most mortals. To us their lives are as brief as a candle's. So I suppose in some ways, they are not so wrong.

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[dicey]

Okay, but do you think of yourselves as gods? That's the important part, right?

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[asofwar]

Some of us.

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[dicey]

What about you?

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[asofwar]

It would be rude for me to introduce myself as the Goddess of War, would it not?

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[dicey]

Hell no. It would be awesome.

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[asofwar]

War is not very loved here.

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[dicey]

That's their problem, not yours!

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[asofwar]

True.