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[feathery]

if theres one thing ive got to say about the gods its that theyre punctual
as soon as things calm down we always get the semi biweekly flood of noobs
noobs who should save us all the trouble and check out this supplemental guide so we can skip some of the dumber questions
it needs to be updated but unfortunately ive got to let my rapt audience down
im a busy guy and hopefully your deductive abilities arent that spectacularly shitty
still im nothing short of magnanimous and thats why im gonna offer to teach you sorry schmucks about earth pop culture if thats a thing youre missing
actually what im really offering is how to deliver burns so sick not even the healers from sigyn can save your enemies with the most potent of their suspect magics
were talking the art of how to throw down only the illest of rhymes and dish out only the harshest of flows
these lessons can be yours for a heavily discounted fee if you show up by hels welcome hall a couple days from now
though if youve got a problem with the avian inclined you can preemptively show yourself out the figurative door
this includes allergies and cats

Comments

[proudofwhatiam]

What on earth is the purpose of that?

[feathery]

they say its just so they can yiff at each other in peace but thats obviously a load of shit
someone is obviously plotting a totalitarian world regime through the unethical advancement of the furry nation
bestiality is their creed

[proudofwhatiam]

Please tell me you're joking.

[feathery]

im serious as first degree murder
its the foundation of their ideology

[proudofwhatiam]

Bestiality?

[She's sputtering at this point, though unfortunately, there's no way to tell.]

That's disgusting.

[feathery]

[He is never going to correct her unless it comes up later, when he will forget what he initially told her.]

youre telling me
i gotta keep my feathery ass protected at all times lest one of them goes getting any ideas and tries to rope me into their nasty nefarious schemes

[proudofwhatiam]

How horrid. [Davesprite, she's worried for your honour.] I do hope you're careful.