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[feathery]

if theres one thing ive got to say about the gods its that theyre punctual
as soon as things calm down we always get the semi biweekly flood of noobs
noobs who should save us all the trouble and check out this supplemental guide so we can skip some of the dumber questions
it needs to be updated but unfortunately ive got to let my rapt audience down
im a busy guy and hopefully your deductive abilities arent that spectacularly shitty
still im nothing short of magnanimous and thats why im gonna offer to teach you sorry schmucks about earth pop culture if thats a thing youre missing
actually what im really offering is how to deliver burns so sick not even the healers from sigyn can save your enemies with the most potent of their suspect magics
were talking the art of how to throw down only the illest of rhymes and dish out only the harshest of flows
these lessons can be yours for a heavily discounted fee if you show up by hels welcome hall a couple days from now
though if youve got a problem with the avian inclined you can preemptively show yourself out the figurative door
this includes allergies and cats

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im sorry i will wrap up some of our threads i swear

[nukeoleptic]

(please teach people emotes)




(omg please :|)

hahaha

[feathery]

i dont know jade
i cant just go encroaching on your expertise

[necrowmantic]

You never told me you could burn people so they'd never heal!

[Someone's back to normal.]

[feathery]

[Davesprite is actually happy about that.]

for real how did i leave out that detail
i am the master of incendiaries so debilitating even the sun is jealous

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[lethechained]

I think I'm obligated to protest.

[... Hee.]

Are you sure that's the sort of power you would want to pass on to just anyone even if it did exist?

[Impugning her competency by extension, gosh.]

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[feathery]

[How does he even talk to you, Naminé?]

it exists
im walking talking and formerly floating proof of that
but not just anyone can inherit a science this refined
it takes a special kind of touch beyond the generic reimbursement im looking for as compensation for my time

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[hasleveledup]

dude that guide has worse spelling that i do

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[feathery]

thats because when i do something i do it right
no way am i going to waste anyones time with anything less than the most sophisticated of my awe inspiring wisdom

[ffuckoff]

So you're a rapping, bug-eating angel, now? I guess you win the prize for weird over the guy who thinks he's an alien, you overachiever.

[feathery]

i thought we established the bug eating was a misunderstanding

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[delancret]

[guess who just clicked the link and kind of regrets it.]

What on earth did I just read?

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[feathery]

the novices guidebook to asgard and all of its bullshit wonders
its the abridged edition

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[tonsofpun]

if you type like this
it makes it look
like you
have asthma

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[feathery]

talk about insensitive
treat my asthma with the respect it deserves
its a stylistic flourish worthy of a victorian poet

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[nukeoleptic]

he has asthma!!!
and a big dorky retainer
trust me

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[5thchild]

Rhymes?

" Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe"? [ that kind of rhyme......? ]

[permatext]

[feathery]

...
seriously?
i think i deserve a comparison to shakespeare before that

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[comeonthensexy]

Haven't seen you about much in a while.

You still haven't put in the edited picture in the official post. Can you edit posts?

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[feathery]

dude you are so needy
give me a minute

[izanyagi]

[Well he never thought someone would make a guide with worse pictures than Loki but perhaps he shouldn't be so surprised. It's still pretty funny to him, mind you.]

So you're going to teach others how to rap?

[ >You feel curious about this offer. Maybe you should go?]

[feathery]

[Davesprite tries.]

yeah for some runes
its cheaper if youre not a serial killer or a douche bag
they gotta cough up at least a silver for an hour of my time

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[subecho]

Then, if this is your teaching to give, you must be a... a fire-casting... troubadour?

permatext for him sorry thor

[feathery]

calling me a feathery ironic rapping roof ninja would be more accurate
thats what i put on all my business cards

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[livedtwice]

Am I not paying you enough?

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[feathery]

what
im just sniping some menial cash on the side dude
its not like id complain about a pay raise but its also not like ive got a problem with your current rate
ive been teaching some of the natives to freestyle for a while so i might as well see if i can nab a profit for it

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[multifacets]

whoa some1 rly needs 2 invest in spellcheck!

[Says the person who loves using text speak.]

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[feathery]

we dont believe in spellcheck around these parts
our market is a free one and those red squiggles are just too communist to survive in a city that thrives on capitalism

[proudofwhatiam]

[Man, she's trying so hard to decipher what on earth it is you're saying, Mr. Sprite, but it's hard.]

Are you talking about poetry?

[feathery]

if you want to be degrading about it

[black_panther]

[Oh god, no, this is like Bee all over again. She thought she got here to get away from rapping.]

Bet you aren't as good as my sensei is. [But she still has loyalty to him... somehow. For some reason. She sold tickets to a show of his and somehow managed to do so, that's a... thing.]

[feathery]

please unless your sensei is one of the legendary greats like snoop and knows what its like to watermark the sky with his smoking visage there is no way he can even compare

[theshabbiestofmen]

What on earth is a burn? And flow? I assume rhymes have to do with poetry . . .

[feathery]

youve got two days to scrounge together enough cash to learn all this and more in gross detail
im serious about the bird thing though

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[dicey]

Oh my god, that's even worse than the original guide. I didn't even read it! What a waste of time.

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[feathery]

oh right i forgot you were here again
i guess the network is good for something even if its still a pain in the ass to monitor the gods turnover rate for our collective cosmic clusterfuck

[Aka seeing her pop up in other people's posts gave him some forewarning. Trolls, man.]