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[iin2ufferable]

[ Stuck somewhere you don't want to be? Time to be a brat about it. Cue terrible teenager hissyfit incoming in 3... 2... 1... ]

ii wa2 doiing 2ome thiinking
real deep 2oul 2earchiing 2hiit about beiing here
and ii came two a conclu2iion:
ii hate thii2 place and ii hate everyone here
actually ii diidn't even have two thiink very long or hard about it
everyone ii2 all liike
2ave u2 2ollux you're our only hope two not be hopele22ly boriing and mindle22 for the re2t of our mii2erable liive2
(two whiich ii have two 2ay welcome to beiing me hope you hate your own exii2tence a2 much as ii do)
and all ii really want two do ii2 go back two lyiing on that 2hiitty horn piile and talk about 2hitty feeliing2

ii have an iidea though ju2t hear me out
what ii do ii2 ii trade iin thii2 gaudy piiece of crap bracelet
take my p2iioniic2 and my mutant braiin and all that other 2hiit
buy a tiicket for the get the fuck out of here expre22
and go back two that 2hiitty rock
fuckiing geniiu2 ii know

p2 before anyone 2ay2 iit
ii don't know you and you defiiniitely don't know me
maybe you thiink you know 2ome other me but you don't
2o don't even go there

[ translation:

I was doing some thinking
Real deep soul searching shit about being here
And I came to a conclusion:
I hate this place and I hate everyone here
Actually I didn't even have to think very long or hard about it
Everyone is all like
Save us Sollux you're our only hope to not be hopelessly boring and mindless for the rest of our miserable lives
(To which I have to say welcome to being me hope you hate your own existence as much as I do)
And all I really want to do is go back to lying on that shitty horn pile and talk about shitty feelings

I have an idea though just hear me out
What I do is I trade in this gaudy piece of crap bracelet
Take my psionics and my mutant brain and all that other shit
Buy a ticket for the Get The Fuck Out of Here Express
And go back to that shitty rock
Fucking genius I know

P.S. before anyone says it
I don't know you and you definitely don't know me
Maybe you think you know some other me but you don't
So don't even go there ]

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[iin2ufferable]

waiit 2hiit you're riight ii haven't gone bliind yet
okay ii want two change my gue22
that'2 what'2 next, ii2n't iit?

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D --> The details of e%actly what happens to you are fuzzy
D --> I was busy miscalculating something and dying when it occurred
D --> However
D --> If it means anything
D --> Some of your gl00m and d00m was accurate in the end

D --> It was a wretched notion to begin with

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[iin2ufferable]

w/e
iit mean2 ii wa2 riight
that'2 all ii care about

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D --> Neigh
D --> It would have been much better if you'd been wrong
D --> But that is immaterial

D --> You cannot see what will happen here
D --> That is what matters to me

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[iin2ufferable]

nah we're probably all goiing two diie here two
2ome way or another
ii don't need the voiice2 of the iimiinently decea2ed to really tell me that anymore
ii'm pretty 2ure iit'2 just a uniiver2al con2tant at thii2 poiint

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D --> Probably is much better than definitely
D --> And it may be
D --> But I am stubborn and unwilling to yield in the face of it

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[iin2ufferable]

okay then don't
and when we're all dyiing horriible death2 the la2t thiing you wiill hear ii2

2uck iit eq ii fuckiing told you 2o

Bad Sam, no biscuit

[alternia_strength]

D --> I had forgotten how much you can irritate me
D --> If I am grotesquely unfortunate Nepeta will wish to have you move in with us
D --> Try not to be t00 nauseatingly annoying if that is the case
D --> I am working on controlling the STRENGTH of my rage these days

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[iin2ufferable]

el oh fuckiing el
iin what uniiver2e would ii ever want two be iin any kiind of clo2e quarter2 wiith you
you would probably ju2t iinadvertently drown me iin my 2leep
that'2 one way two diie ii gue22 but ii'm not dying due two 2weaty mantroll
that'2 like the wor2t death po22iible ever and ii refu2e two subject anyone two iit
even my2elf

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D --> I have encountered stranger notions in this place
D --> Though the jade bl00ded would be preferable were she here
D --> And you would not be coc00ning anywhere near me regardless

D --> Why am I even arguing with you about this

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[iin2ufferable]

good que2tiion

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[alternia_strength]

D --> I believe I have developed a masochistic streak
D --> That or Nepeta really is effectively shushpapping my rage now and again

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[iin2ufferable]

really good at pappiing
or really good at 2cariing you iintwo behaviing vaguely normal
that cute purrbea2t facade hiides a viiciiou2 bea2t doe2n't iit

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D --> When it wants to emerge yes
D --> She is almost what I would consider the perfect moirail

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[iin2ufferable]

fuck yeah np

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[alternia_strength]

D --> In any case
D --> I will allow you to settle in
D --> Vriska and Nepeta are here and it seems Tavros has just reappeared
D --> The Sea-Dweller is skulking about somewhere as well and I believe Karkat but he is always very quiet when he comes here
D --> I think he e%pects the humans to be beneath his public br00dings
D --> Ah and Terezi somewhere

D --> It's almost a miracle that there are so man
D --> Did I just say that word
D --> I did
D --> That will require chastisement
D --> At least he is not here
D --> I do not believe I can deal with the Highbl00d at the present time