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[chronologistics]

sup asgard
i got an announcement to make and its a pretty big deal
better whip out the handy dandy handkerchiefs cause its gonna be a rough one
i mean its a real tear jerker
like fresh chopped vidalia onions got nothin on this
ready
ok
so terezi and i are miracle makers
it is us
we just got done whipping us up a goddamn miracle
bust out the pinata folks
kidbro get your worlds raddest uncle t shirt and start babyproofing the pad
cause its a baby girl

no need for cigars and brandy everyone
just doritos and aj

Comments

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[dicey]

I haven't 8een here that long! 8ut now I'm here and I need to know.

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[chronologistics]

like i said dude
if you dont already know who i am
then you werent approved to be on the list
heres your gold star
try again next week

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[dicey]

No, that's 8ull! Me and Terezi were friends for a long time. I'd definitely 8e on the list.

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[chronologistics]

also
theres kind of a rule against the over excessive use of the number 8
it pretty much dictates instant disqualification from qualifying to get on the list
so like i said
try again next week

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[dicey]

May8e, 8ut since I'm already ON the list and everything, that doesn't apply to me!

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[chronologistics]

sorry dude but i just consulted the list
the list always knows