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[chronologistics]

sup asgard
i got an announcement to make and its a pretty big deal
better whip out the handy dandy handkerchiefs cause its gonna be a rough one
i mean its a real tear jerker
like fresh chopped vidalia onions got nothin on this
ready
ok
so terezi and i are miracle makers
it is us
we just got done whipping us up a goddamn miracle
bust out the pinata folks
kidbro get your worlds raddest uncle t shirt and start babyproofing the pad
cause its a baby girl

no need for cigars and brandy everyone
just doritos and aj

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[livedtwice]

... Aren't you the same age as Jade?

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[chronologistics]

whoa ok hold on
first of all
ladies never reveal their ages
i aint about to confirm or deny that
last thing i need is harley clocking me
shell knock me clean out i wont be able to get up for the midnight feedings

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[livedtwice]

She's sixteen.

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[chronologistics]

welp
good job there slick
youve solved the mystery

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[livedtwice]

Except for the one that involves why you're posting this at all.

[beforethewar]

[...wut?]

When in the hell did this happen? And aren't you teenagers? What in Kasterborous made you think this was a good idea?

[chronologistics]

what in the hell is a kasterborous
i mean i know what a kasterborous is
but what the hell is a kasterborous in this context

[beforethewar]

It's just a figure of speech. Like if someone said "What on Earth are you talking about?"

Kasterborous is the constellation my planet is located in.

It's not important.

Now, are you being serious or are you just messing about? And if you're serious, what made you think that was a good idea?

[chronologistics]

can you use it in a sentence
and by that i mean one that isnt dumb
also im failing to see whats so horrible about ushering new life into our echelons
you know considering the circumstances

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[memoriesinivory]

[ Tooth is new. But Tooth likes kids, including babies. Even if their parents are... apparently odd. ]

Oh, you're expecting? Congratulations!

[ ...she hasn't noticed the other comments about age yet. ]

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[chronologistics]

thank you
again all congratulatory gifts can come in the form of doritos and aj
and they can be forwarded to dirk strider

[Because Dave will never not set his bro up for shenanigans. Never.]

[bestestfurrend]

[Have a scream of excitement, Dave. She can't be bothered to type at a time like this.]

Oh my paws, she hatched?? Did she hatch? Terezi must be so happy!!

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[chronologistics]

[THANK YOU. SOMEONE GETS IT.]

After a long and physically exhausting process, Mom and... I don't know, I guess Dragonmom... are doing well.

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[bestestfurrend]

[Well, she'd been there when dragonmom's egg turned up in the first place! That helped.]

That is so great! Oh, Pounce and I want to meet her!

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[chronologistics]

Pretty sure Terezi won't mind, as long as Pounce has the clear understanding that Lady Avril van Sparkles isn't dinner.

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[bestestfurrend]

Pounce wouldn't eat another lusus! At least not another lusus who belongs to a friend of mine.

We'll come right over! ...where are they staying?

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[not_a_troll]

I fail to see the connection between an infant and how it is something that would make me sad.

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[chronologistics]

it aint about being sad dude
youve never heard of tears of joy??

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[not_a_troll]

By Odin’s beard! Indeed, I should have taken that into account, yes!

Besides little, drooling worms infants are also a source of great joy and excitement.

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[chronologistics]

also dragons

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[not_a_troll]

and milkshakes.

[text] LATE FOREVER I'm sorry

[dicey]

A what girl? Who are you? How do you know Terezi????????

[text] EVEN LATER ITS OKAY

[chronologistics]

whoa
that is way too many ?s

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[dicey]

That isn't an answer. ::::|





(And you're wrong, it's just the right amount.)

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[chronologistics]

im pretty sure we are about to come to the surprising conclusion that our opinions on what is an acceptable amount of concluding punctuation are about two squared too many
and i have hella better things to do than to argue the semantics
so this is me agreeing to disagree
anyway if you dont know who i am then clearly you werent on the need to know list