asgardeventide

OKAY, SO, I GUESS I CAN UNDERSTAND A LITTLE BIT OF WHAT THE BULGEHUFFING SHIT IS GOING ON IN THIS WARPED VERSION OF REALITY.
EXCEPT IF I'VE GOT THIS RIGHT, THIS IS WHERE REALITY STARTS? I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF HOOFBEASTSHIT, IF YOU ASK ME. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING THE WORLDS IF ALL WE'RE DOING IS BEING ALL SPARKLY HAPPY IN SOME GREYWASHED CITY? THE CONCEPT OF 'LIVING TO RESTORE LIFE' DOESN'T SEEM EXACTLY FUCKING *SOUND*. I MEAN, IF THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE THE ENTIRETY OF THE MULTIVERSE BEGAN, THEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE PEOPLE WHO ALREADY LIVED HERE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
MAYBE I MISSED SOMETHING IN THE PRE-PACKAGED STORYTIME GOODNESS THAT WAS SCHOOLFED TO ME WHEN I GOT HERE.
OR MAYBE I'M JUST NOT MEANT FOR THIS.
WHO KNOWS.
ANY INSIGHT WOULD BE WELCOME, PROVIDED IT MAKES FUCKING SENSE. IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO ON ABOUT HOW THIS IS MY CIVIC FUCKING DUTY I'M GOING TO TELL YOU TO GO AHEAD AND CRAM IT DIRECTLY UP YOUR WASTECHUTE.
BECAUSE THAT'S MY IDEA OF CIVIC DUTY. CULLING STUPIDITY AT THE SOURCE.

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1T 1SNT GO1NG TO CH4NG3 TH3 F4CT TH4T W3R3 STUCK H3R3
TH3R3S NO PO1NT SP3CUL4T1NG 4BOUT 1T

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THANKS FOR YOUR UNFLAGGING SUPPORT, IT IS, AS ALWAYS, NEEDED.

ALSO THANKS EVEN THOUGH I NEVER REMEMBER BEING HERE, WHICH IS AWESOME AND EXCELLENT.
IF BY AWESOME AND EXCELLENT I MEAN 'SUCKS MORE BULGE THAN A TWO-BOONBUCK BUCKET WORKER'.
WHICH IS OF COURSE EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN.

HOW ARE YOU, BY THE WAY? THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU SHIT WASN'T EXACTLY
WELL HOW ARE YOU.

1 W4S F1N3 UNT1L P4ST YOU SPO1L3D M3 FOR MY 3NT1R3 FUTUR3 T1M3L1N3 4ND N34RLY RU1N3D MY R3L4T1ONSH1P
HOW 4R3 YOU

[There's a good five or ten moments of silence.]
YOUR RELATIONSHIP? TELL ME YOU'RE NOT STILL FUCKING AROUND WITH THAT FAYGO-STICKY SACK OF CLOWN, PLEASE TELL ME THAT ISN'T A THING THAT IS HAPPENING BECAUSE IF IT IS THEN I AM NOT SORRY I ALMOST RUINED WHATEVER QUADRANT-FILL YOU'VE GOT GOING AND I WILL IN FACT ENDEAVOR TO KEEP RUINING IT.

HE'S LIKE THE SHITTIEST SHIT TO EVER SHIT, THERE ARE ENTIRE HIVESTEMS FULL OF TROLLS WHO CAN'T USE THE ABOLUTION TRAP BECAUSE THEY'RE PACKED FULL OF MAKARA. IT'S TERRIBLE, IT'S CAUSING AN EPIDEMIC.

1M T4LK1NG 4BOUT D4V3

OH.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[another few moments of silence.]

YOU SAID NEARLY RUINED.
SO YOU AND STRIDER ARE STILL A THING? ALL FLUSHED AND HAPPY AND READY TO GO RIDING OFF INTO THE SUNSET LIKE THE TERRIBLE ENDING OF A ROMANTIC TROLLIAN WESTERN?

BULLSH1T YOU DONT >:\
W3R3 ST1LL TOG3TH3R 4ND W3R3 WORK1NG THROUGH 1T
TH4TS 4LL YOU N33D TO KNOW

D --> H00fbeast shit is quite possible
D --> Difficult to be certain
D --> But is that topic at all certain ever
D --> And does it even matter
D --> This t00 will pass into meaninglessness eventually

D --> E%cuse me
D --> You are not here to wa% poetic or philosophical
D --> What e%actly do you want insight into
D --> Oh fearless leader

[Good news. You get this guy.]

Zzzzzzzz.

[Yup, that's all you're getting.]

What is bulgehuffing? The people in Asgard have been affected by a diseases that turns them grey and emotionless. Because they are already affected, it's not possible for them to bring colors to the city, which depends on emotions.

I can't say I can explain it any better, but I do understand where you're coming from.
It doesn't seem like much if all we're supposed to do is live here.
Or, on the other hand, it doesn't seem sound that all we can do is fight the folks who're trying to make everything topple in the first place.
That's why I think that, perhaps, there should be a way to figure out what will do the most good, instead of flailing about either solution, or trying to straddle both.

:33 < i dont s33 why it doesnt make sense!
:33 < worlds are for living in :33
:33 < its like were using the place as it should be
:33 < putting colour back into things by living!

I'm not quite sure if hoofbeast is the word I'd use for it, but yeah, it's a little weird. It's not really a civic duty, they just expect you to live here and just be yourself. They already have an entire army -- it's just grey and unusable. So really once we've made everything bright again...who knows? Maybe they'll send us home.

The caps lock key is on the left of the keyboard, by the way.

All I've heard is the 'civic duty' sort of thing, too. Which makes no sense, considering I'm definitely not a soldier and yet here I am, being told I'm helping fight a war.

tldr

That's the most fuckin sense I've seen grey text making.
Congratulations.
There's numerous theories regarding why we're here besides living to spread color or opposing the prophesied end of all things.
None of them have enough evidence to be presented as the facts.
The short of it all is you're here for however long you will be.
If you have questions regarding houses, the gods, powers in general, or the situation thus far, anyone here can answer you.
There's even some helpful guides that will break all the basic shit down without going into therapy pamphlet territory.

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