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🄹esse   🄿inkman ([personal profile] albuquerque) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-10-16 03:35 pm

Second incantation ϟ [video]

A brief announcement, if I may have your attention for just a moment.

[Severus is sitting stern and straight-backed at his desk in his room. On his desk are several stacks of books, along with a small but neat pile of papers, the masquerade mask Miss Liddell made for him, and a few jars of preserved swearing toads and other small creatures he's procured mostly from Gefion Park. Behind him hanging from the ceiling and along the wall are a few bunches of drying and curing plants.

He knows the Dark Lord is probably watching this. Ever since learning of the Dark Lord's arrival in Asgard (Severus can only think of him as the Dark Lord; the name Lord Voldemort makes him feel ill to his stomach with disgust) and ever since happening upon him at the festival, Severus has been on a high state of alert. He manages only through years of practice to make himself seem solemnly composed and authoritative to those watching the video feed, but he's inwardly twisted into a dozen uneasy knots.]


For those who don't know who I am, my name is Professor Severus Snape. I was a teacher and Potions Master at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry for close to twenty years. [He was also briefly Headmaster, but under circumstances that make him feel ill to his stomach to think about; and mentioning it as though it's a title he's earned feels like a tasteless display of dishonour and disrespect to Dumbledore. And so, he leaves that part out.]

It's come to my attention that Asgard is sorely lacking with regards to any kind of structured education. I would have thought that the gods, having annexed young people for their, shall we say, agenda, would have at least seen fit to implement some manner of methodised tutelage for those still in their formative years. Having taken up the task of tutoring one young person in Asgard, it's occurred to me that there are others who would be in just as much need of educational guidance and academic discipline. And seeing the gods seem to care not a whit for organising such things, I have taken it upon myself to scope out who, exactly, would be interested in attending structured lessons in a class setting.

[As much as it's been constantly weighing on his mind what his next step ought to be with regards to the Dark Lord, he needs something else to help him stay focused. Occupied. With the appearance of being in complete control; being with direction; being with purpose. More than that, though, Severus needs to find a way to stop the Dark Lord's influence from infecting the minds of others, especially those most impressionable, and he's decided that the best way to do that is to involve himself in Asgard unassumingly. A teacher, after all, is necessary to every society and Asgard is no exception.]

Reading, writing and comprehension will be on the curriculum, to give an idea of what I would be offering, as well as mathematical and scientific application. As I have extensive knowledge in herbology - that is, the study of plants -, alchemy, astronomy and a few other choice specialties teachable on a practical level in Asgard, these will also be included.

I've yet to lay out the finer details but in the interim, I invite any person under the age of 18 to come forward and express their interest in attending my classes. Should you have any queries, direct them to me personally.

[With nothing more to say, he abruptly ends the feed.]

[[ooc: the tl;dr: snape is offering class tutoring open to all kids below 18 in asgard! that said, adult muses can also inquire if your muse is looking for a tutor. if you've any questions about this, don't hesitate to drop me a line at my ooc contact post or over at my plurk. ♥]]
sexyoldgirl: (Unsure Of What This Is)

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[personal profile] sexyoldgirl 2013-10-16 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Any language that exists in my universe, yes.

[So no, not Westerosi.]
dyingisnotdead: (pic#3699938)

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[personal profile] dyingisnotdead 2013-10-16 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
So Italian.

[Just to be clear.]
sexyoldgirl: (Not Impressed)

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[personal profile] sexyoldgirl 2013-10-16 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Italian. I can teach you spoken and written if you like.

[Or just one or the other.]
dyingisnotdead: (pic#3997990)

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[personal profile] dyingisnotdead 2013-10-17 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Even if someone isn't the best with languages.

[As he isn't.]
sexyoldgirl: (Faintly Amused)

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[personal profile] sexyoldgirl 2013-10-17 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Even someone like that.

[As long as he works hard at it.]
dyingisnotdead: (pic#3699938)

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[personal profile] dyingisnotdead 2013-10-17 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Well.

[He swallows.]

Then I am interested.

There is someone I wish to impress.
sexyoldgirl: (BRB Distracted)

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[personal profile] sexyoldgirl 2013-10-17 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I am available whenever you are, Mr. Tyrell.
dyingisnotdead: (pic#3699938)

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[personal profile] dyingisnotdead 2013-10-17 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait a--]

How did you know my name? And it is Ser.
sexyoldgirl: (Not Sure I Approve)

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[personal profile] sexyoldgirl 2013-10-17 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
The bracelets are capable of displaying names. [Well, if they're going to do things this way.] I am Lady Tardis.
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[personal profile] dyingisnotdead 2013-10-17 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ah they are...still high technology for me.

[Loras gives a smile then, and gives a slight bow, as best he can with the bracelet.]

Then proper introductions are in order. I am Ser Loras Tyrell, and I am pleased to meet you, Lady Tardis.
sexyoldgirl: (Faintly Amused)

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[personal profile] sexyoldgirl 2013-10-18 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[A small smile.] As they seem to be for many.

[She will return it with a bit of a curtsy.]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Ser Tyrell. We can begin lessons at your earliest convenience.
dyingisnotdead: (pic#5954589)

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[personal profile] dyingisnotdead 2013-10-20 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps in the next few days? I want to learn as quickly as possible.
sexyoldgirl: (Pretty In Blue)

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[personal profile] sexyoldgirl 2013-10-23 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be here when you're ready. Simply give me a call.
sexyoldgirl: (BRB Distracted)

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[personal profile] sexyoldgirl 2013-10-17 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[A private chat with her daughter's tutor? Sure.]

I would be willing to undertake such a task. I can also teach advanced math and science for those interested.
sexyoldgirl: (I Don't Understand)

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[personal profile] sexyoldgirl 2013-10-17 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[He wants brief, she can give him brief.]

None. What I had to teach, I could simply give. There was no learning process involved.
sexyoldgirl: (Faintly Amused)

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[personal profile] sexyoldgirl 2013-10-17 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Be my guest.

[The TARDIS does not get nervous or find it invasive.]

I will set up lessons with Mr. Tyrell and you can observe as much as you like.