♏ 001 | text | day 339

[dicey]

I have been reading through your strange network for the past few hours, and I have to say, Asgard.

You are all a 8unch of complete weirdos.

A lot of you may already 8e aware of this, so I'm not going to hem and haw a8out it. 8ut I wanted to get it out there, 8efore I actually start talking to any of you. You are 8izarre creatures and this is an 8izarre place, and I'm not totally sure how I feel a8out you yet! 8eyond the whole "strange" thing, 8ut that's pro8a8ly o8vious, considering I've used three synonyms for it already. One of them twice.

I can also tell that this is a violent place, what with all the talk of fighting and defense, and what with the fact that I just got here and I've already 8een attacked 8y one of you. (Cute try, 8y the way, 8ut your powers were weak compared to what I've seen! lol. 8ut don't let me 8ring you down or anything. Keep up with practicing on random little girls who are just minding their own 8usiness. You can do it, I 8elieve in you!!!!!!!!) 8ut luckily for me, I'm prepared for you guys.

Are you prepared for me? :::;)

[Residents of Hel House are free to have noticed the bloody blue footprints leading from the front door to the kitchen, and then from the kitchen to room 403, where she is currently holed up like a shut-in. She's not nearly as comfortable with all of this as she's pretending to be, and she's determined not to show her face until she can walk the walk as well as she can talk the talk.]

Comments

[dicey]

8lech. Whatever.

Do you know where this Sam person lives? ::::O

[nukeoleptic]

Yep! But she's my friend, I can't tell you her address.

[dicey]

8ut what if she really deserves it?

[nukeoleptic]

Sorry! You will just have to figure it out yourself.

[dicey]

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You are not very helpful, you know!

[nukeoleptic]

Sorry! You should just figure it out on your own.

[dicey]

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[nukeoleptic]

So you really haven't met any of us yet??

[dicey]

Unless you're a troll? Nope.

[nukeoleptic]

I'm gonna go. But I'll probably see you around, right, Vriska?

[dicey]

W8, where are you going???????? We just started talking!

[nukeoleptic]

I don't want to accidentally spoiler anything!

[dicey]

Don't 8e dum8! I have already gotten tons of inform8ion from other people. And anyway, who WOULDN'T want to know a8out their supposed future?

[nukeoleptic]

I'm not really relevant to your future, anyway!

[dicey]

Then what's the 8ig deal?

[nukeoleptic]

What do you even want to talk about with me, Vriska?

[dicey]

Hmmmmmmmm.

I know! We can talk a8out why you don't want to talk with me. :::;)

[nukeoleptic]

Because I have a sleeping curse on me right now and I'm in a pissy mood about stuff that happened in the city before you got here and we weren't really friends even when you were here the first time?

[dicey]

Then why did you reply to me in the first place????????

[nukeoleptic]

I wanted to be polite!!

[dicey]

If you wanted to 8e polite you should have w8ed for a time when you wouldn't 8e giving me the 8rush-off! Geez, how rude.

[nukeoleptic]

Hehehehe. Stop by the Highwind restaurant in Heimdall's district sometime and I will give you cake to make up for it. Okay?

[dicey]

Why? I thought we weren't friends.

Will it 8e poisoned cake?

[nukeoleptic]

We aren't friends! But I will still give you cake, if you really are that miffed. Non-poisoned.

[dicey]

I don't know if I can accept potentially-poisoned cake from a non-friend, Jade Harley. ::::O I wasn't hatched yesterday!